everything i say is serious.

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longing for something i barely knew
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Me after spreading my hole open at the orgy
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how it feels being a swiftie on here
its lowkey a war on people with the light still in their eyes
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MAGA (make america gag again)
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same year Slayyyter was writing mein kampf 2. Crazy
tinashe was so woke and compassionate as a teenager 😭 another reason why we must always #UpliftTinashe
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truly wild to see this take from white gays that have nothing to say or show for themselves to warrant this god complex besides a corporate job that was handed to them and a face card you can find on any street corner in any metropolitan city
Despite being a blatant fraud, Taylor Swift is wildly popular bc she’s a champion for the mediocre masses. She’s living proof that bone-deep mediocrity isn’t an obstacle to explosive success, which inspires them to build a cult of identity around her born from their insecurity.
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like who the fuck do you think you are 😭😭😭 you ARE the mediocre masses
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White teens be like “nigga nigga nigga!” “Kill all blacks!” then act surprised as to why the consequences of their actions comes back to bite them in the ass years later. You live by the sword, you die by the sword ho!!
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If yk you was calling ppl slaves and monkeys publicly and then you want to be a public figure you just have to accept that you atoning for life like let’s be serious
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Did a Midnights relisten today and it deserved that AOTY over #that playlist as good as the songs on that playlist may be individually
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these horrible ass options omg he had to just do it himself
Puck reports that Jay-Z has picked Jay-Z to headline the 2027 Super Bowl halftime show. Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber were reportedly considered. (puck.news/jay-z-picks-jay-z-…)
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she sounds so good oh my god
this song was made to be performed live man, look how joyful and amazing she sounds. hopefully we will be getting more soon
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Everyone’s bringing up Rihanna’s performance but why is nobody talking about how Taylor Swift absolutely killed it back then?
i wish some of the performers understood that this isn’t their show and they need to let the models walk
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I was the 4th person to vote in Dallas County!!! I voted for Talarico and you should too!!! #JamesTalarico
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#PHOEBEBRIDGERS grammy sweep incoming
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nicki really was the supreme like her downfall needs to be studied in universities
this is when #they knew she was bigger than the program.
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weirdo
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this whole time i didnt realize phoebes album came out during the eligibility period omg phoebe sweep needs to happen then
The front-runners for Album Of The Year at the 2027 #GRAMMYs: • Phoebe Bridgers — Lost Weekend • Olivia Dean — The Art of Loving • Ariana Grande — Petal • Noah Kahan — The Great Divide • Kehlani — Kehlani • Madonna — Confessions ll • Bruno Mars — The Romantic RAYE — THIS MUSIC MAY CONTAIN HOPE • Olivia Rodrigo — you seem pretty sad, for a girl so in love • ROSALÌA — LUX • Taylor Swift — The Life of a Showgirl • Tame Impala — Deadbeat
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This post copies an exact list of 2027 Grammy Album of the Year contenders previously posted by @TheGrammyGuru without credit. x.com/TheGrammyGuru/… x.com/TheGrammyGuru/…
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aint nobody can say shit to me today
God tier thrift find in Williamsburg, aint nobody can say shit to me today 😮‍💨
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