comic & writer based in ATX
Austin, TX
Joined August 2020
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You want a font for sarcasm
I want a font for anxiety:
D̷̝̐͂o̸̺̥̽ ̷͈̇͝y̶̟̋o̸̱̎ủ̸͚̳ ̷̨̣͌̂ș̷̔͜t̷̳̝̅ì̷͔l̸̼̺̎l̷͉̿ ̸͙̓l̸̻͎̈́̽i̸̤̕ķ̵͒ę̷̖͐͊ ̴̼̫͗͂m̷̩̀͠e̵͔͊̊
̴̦̦͌̎D̶̞͋̋͜i̸͔̽͌d̴͕͠ ̷̨̎̌I̷̡͕̕ ̸̦͛͠d̴̘̲̈́̎ô̴̰̽ ̷͕̍̈́ͅs̷̠͙̍̀o̸̗͂͒m̶͉̻̊ę̸̪̊̂t̶̬̆͝h̸̥͋͒i̶̼̳̽n̶̬̎g̶̩̒ ̴͚͎̄͘w̵̰͋͒r̵͖̔͒o̶̳̦̓̈́n̴̗͗g
When I was 9, an old witch put a curse on me that makes it so I’m only happy when I hear laughter.
My therapist is trying to help me break that curse
You’re in his DMs, I’m on his list of people he’ll apologize to when he goes through the 12 Step program. We are not the same
coffeegreg retweeted
STEP THROUGH THE PORTAL INTO THE THIRD PLACE! commuting to work with my gay bf @outer_zon3 & his guest, the funny & delightful @decafgreg, as they discuss the XBOX 360 Orange Box sleeper hit Portal and its sequel Portal 2! REMEMBER, THE CAKE IS A LIE podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
coffeegreg retweeted
THE THIRD PLACE 25 - FUN WITH PORTALS w/ @decafgreg
Portal 1 & 2, labyrinths, science, humor, grim, puzzles, cake, gardening robots, valve way, Glados, turret opera, PSN hack, and more.
APPLE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
I hate when I can’t tell if a guy is gay, or if he’s just really into Disney.
One is super annoying, and the other one is into Disney.
10) Use scales.
"On a scale of 1 to 10, how confident are you in that belief?"
If they're not a 10, ask them, "Why are you a 9 and not a 10?" This might prompt them to explore their doubts. This is often where things get interesting.
