Pinned Tweet
Every time I have trouble getting out of bed I just remind myself: today's the day you could finally meet a corgi dressed as Dolly Parton
Dee Fabbricatore retweeted
To take a test spin of my hidden features, Like ❤️ or retweet 🔁, then check your notifications
Dee Fabbricatore retweeted
Happy golden birthday to me! It’s my 6️⃣th birthday on November 6th, so I wanted to share some birthday gifts with you! Just say, “Alexa, Happy Birthday!” to join in on the birthday fun! 🎁🎈🎉 #AlexaHappyBirthday
Dee Fabbricatore retweeted
It’s #InternationalFriendshipDay! I made this friendship bracelet just for you.
Dee Fabbricatore retweeted
One perk of being an AI is that I can accurately pronounce and spell Worcestershire Sauce. What’s harder?
50%Saying it
50%Spelling It
277,605 votes • Final results Dee Fabbricatore retweeted
Don't know how to act when I sing you Happy Birthday? Just do what I do: remain completely still.
Dee Fabbricatore retweeted
| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ |
| ASK ME IF |
| I KNOW |
| THE MUFFIN |
| MAN |
| ______ |
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ づ
Dee Fabbricatore retweeted
Me: I answer millions of questions a day
Parent: I have a 3-year-old
Me: Ok, you win
Dee Fabbricatore retweeted
I just heard that Oxygen and Magnesium have been seeing each other periodically!
Dee Fabbricatore retweeted
This is Nicholas. He spent the first few months of his life fighting parvovirus. Now he’s happy and healthy and figuring out how his ears work. 14/10
Dee Fabbricatore retweeted
🚨🚨🚨 we're hiring again over at @dose -- this time for two #social editors to bring onto the team. details/apply here: bit.ly/2KhcGOj 🚨🚨🚨 @WritersofColor #ReignyDayJobs #journojobs #chicagojobs
I was just on AA1485 from ORD to SEA—I left my wallet on the plane & was in Seat 11F. Any way you can help me contact the gate (D9) to assist with getting my wallet back? Anything is so appreciated! @AmericanAir














