Danielle Ivgi

Im first world poor. Which means I have an iPhone and a MacBook just so I can go online and check that I have $5 left in my bank account

When everyone treats me like an adult but this is what I feel like on the inside

mood : I want to be invited everywhere but I don’t actually want to go

My dog yawns a lot for someone who doesn’t have a job and sleeps all day

let’s normalize not having interesting hobbies. my hobbies are shopping and watching Netflix

Just because I’m a little dumb sometimes doesn’t mean I don’t know my worth

My toxic trait is not being able to fall asleep without having the tv blasting in the background

stop asking my what my dream job is. I don’t dream of having a job

I think I should be allowed to leave work early because I miss my dog

I think I should be allowed to go home from work when I miss my dog

If dating the wrong guy was a sport I would be at the Paris Olympics representing my country rn

If dating the wrong guy was a sport I could have brought home a gold medal

if dating the wrong guy was a sport I would have brought home a gold medal for my country

Is it just me or is everyone on a Greek island this week but me?

In all my 30 years I have yet to encounter quicksand or the Bermuda Triangle. My childhood fears were all a lie

I have yet to encounter quicksand or the Bermuda Triangle. My childhood fears were all a lie

I have yet to have encountered quicksand. My childhood fear was a lie

I would just like everyone to know that I am no longer interested in advancing my career I just want to be someone’s hot wife

The older I get the more I come to the conclusion that my dream job is unemployed and highly paid

I’m slightly paranoid as an adult because I grew up watching lifetime movies