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Smash player/commentator, UNAG Facility Manager & SSBU team lead, Yhonzae Pierre enthusiast, niche internet microcelebrity. UNA ‘27, he/him. Priv: @deester_priv

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Do it anyways.
how it feels to vote blue in a deep red state
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UNAG | Deester retweeted
i hate how much my coworker cares about our job holy shit dude relax
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Ain’t it kinda crazy how AL Smash has like four noteworthy Elijahs and none of them are black
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this game is fucking awesome
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Don’t doubt my ball knowledge part 1539
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UNAG | Deester retweeted
Movie Name: Cartman pretends to be a Deltarune Fan (2026)
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I’d rather get 3 stocked on Yoshi’s than have to look at the putrid neon green floor of Pokemon Stadium 2 one more time while my opponent empty hops in place 120 feet away At least I’m being approached We need more interaction in Ultimate The meta is so unbelievably stale
Hungrybox just got eliminated from Cashbox by a Mii Brawler who took him to Yoshi's at the VERY FIRST tournament after Hbox legalized the stage. I think he just realized why Yoshi's isn't normally legal. You couldn't have written it better if you tried.
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UNAG | Deester retweeted
Filmmaking can never be ethical. You are stealing light and sound and putting it inside a little box. That is not nice
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Here is (part) of Central Michigan head coach Matt Drinkall's quote in opposition to the proposed 24-team College Football Playoff:
Just got off the weekly press conference with Central Michigan head coach Matt Drinkall. We asked him about the proposed 24-team Playoff, and now we have about 10 minutes of quotes to transcribe. Hope to be able to share that soon.
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Neo nazi fetty wap be like “1488”
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UNAG | Deester retweeted
Oregon cheerleader narrowly avoids rogue whale that popped out of the Autzen Stadium turf #huskers #goducks
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Had some time to sit on it snd think, these are my more fleshed out thoughts TLDR Ryan Grubb either has to go or completely shift his philosophy
Kane got some questions to answer Grubb has to make some changes O-line needs a reality check Defense needs to go back to Pop Warner tackle drills Auburn needs to be bombed
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the ncaa gotta figure out these dpi no calls lmao two primetime games in a row determined by a clear no call who gaf tho THATS FOR THE POP TART BOWL
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Kane got some questions to answer Grubb has to make some changes O-line needs a reality check Defense needs to go back to Pop Warner tackle drills Auburn needs to be bombed
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Obv bama is playing sloppy but we’re getting settled on both sides of the ball, I’m feeling alright ROLL TIDE AND ROAR LIONS
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UNAG | Deester retweeted
This. We don’t need G5 autobids for a handout. We need them because we can’t trust the committee to act in good faith. Based on a large sample size, about three G5 teams should make a 24 team playoff any given year, based on their own merit. Most people would be fine with that representation Someone has a lot of explaining to do if that number consistently drops to 1 with no rhyme or reason
This almost certainly will change, but I went back through every CFP ranking from 2014–2025 to see which G5 programs finished the regular season ranked in the Top 24, before conference championship weekend. Here's who theoretically would have qualified under a format with one guaranteed G6 bid and 23 at-large selections: 2014 (1 team) • Boise State (#22) AQ 2015 (3 teams) • Houston (#19) AQ • Temple (#22) • Navy (#23) 2016 (3 teams) • Western Michigan (#17) AQ • Navy (#19) • Houston (#24) 2017 (2 teams) • UCF (#14) AQ • Memphis (#20) 2018 (2 teams) • UCF (#8) AQ • Boise State (#22) 2019 (5 teams) • Memphis (#17) AQ • Boise State (#19) • Cincinnati (#20) • Appalachian State (#21) • Navy (#24) 2020 (5 teams) • Cincinnati (#9) AQ • Coastal Carolina (#12) • Louisiana (#19) • Tulsa (#23) • San José State (#24) 2021 (4 teams) • Cincinnati (#4) AQ • San Diego State (#19) • Houston (#21) • Louisiana (#24) 2022 (2 teams) • Tulane (#18) AQ • UCF (#22) 2023 (2 teams) • Tulane (#22) AQ • Liberty (#24) 2024 (3 teams) • Boise State (#10) AQ • UNLV (#20) • Army (#24) 2025 (2 teams) • Tulane (#20) AQ • North Texas (#24) I am fascinated to see how the P4 changes the way ranking and the CFP votes on the top 25 to ensure this doesn't happen.
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Mew2King after he gets eliminated trying to laser camp Hungrybox
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UNAG | Deester retweeted
I know hygiene in the Smash community is a tired topic but come the fuck on. What the fuck do you mean one of the top players on the planet has a “bugs in the house that bite me each day “ problem??? Call pest control???? Move????? Literally anything????????
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Mew2King will do literally anything except get a fucking job
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