flaws stitched together with good intentions🤘🏽
New York, USA
Joined February 2010
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If you are ever wondering if I’d like to see a picture of your dog, the answer is and will always be yes.
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That horrible sharp Nosferatu tooth in the Keurig machine, biting the poor defenseless Keurig pod. Upsetting.
just as discourse often shows me that more people need to marry someone they actually like, most recent discourse showing me that more people need to have friends they actually like too
my kids deciding to have “toothbrushing contests” every morning and evening has been a big win all around for everyone involved
idk man, I think people need to both get better at saying “no” as a complete sentence and also not taking someone’s “no” so personally.
And if I said the more restrictive you are about access to books/art/media, the more 'magical' power you're imbuing into it then it would ever hold if you were just normal about it, what then?!
Never has it been so clear that Satan is the little g god of this world. In Barnes & Noble there is an entire curated children’s section packed full of witchcraft and demonic crap.
The second picture is the TINY, disheveled Christian kids section.
My son and I rebuked the unholy spirits. All in a day’s work 💪
A lady just beat the shit out of 3 muggers in NYC with a water cup, so actually yes let’s let the girls carry the cups.
abc7ny.com/post/central-park…
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I can’t really explain this, but onomatopoeically vermillion should be a shade of green
WELL YES! 🌚🗼
didn’t have any milk for boxed mac & cheese so I used homemade whipped cream instead and tell me that didn’t turn out better than if I used milk 🏆
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weaponizing competence so I have reasons to say “I told you so” and “who the fuck did you think you were dealing with”
I’ve been seeing some tweets about the choking death of that 8yo girl at school in Texas and I cannot stress enough to literally everyone how important it is to be aware and/or trained on both choking management and CPR.
That little girl encounter a number of adults who didn’t recognize she was in distress and needed choking intervention before it was too late, it’s absolutely tragic.
