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Not a Snail

@def_Not_Snail

not a snail • surgeon • biologist • lawyer • obviously not single • bugs • seriously, I'm not single • non-bibliophile •

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Joined July 2023
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Letsee howwit goze Goodluck everyone!
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@txiokatu20 Mar 2024
Hot chick with massive jugs 😩
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I'm not a picky eater. It's just a lot of food makes me SMP. I'd rather not do that. Gm
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Woke up smelling like farts again
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Good morning. Another barn swallow pic.
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Only people suffering from #TrumpDerangementSyndrome will believe this.
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Vaccination status was public knowledge for 2 years to keep jobs, travel, eat at restaurants, & to pretty much live a “normal life”. Why is vaccination status on mortality data after the Covid vaccine now a secret? – at Kearny, NJ
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sailor moon and inuyasha are the same show
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Imagine working at Tyson Foods then getting vaxed so you don’t get fired then getting fired anyways then getting replaced by illegals who aren’t vaxed.
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Andyz@Shitpost_OOC19 Mar 2024
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Facts 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
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Rate my pulled pork and pickles.
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When you take your alcoholic fren out for a meal.
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My pinky toes barely grow a nail. I cant even paint it. This is something my enemies can use against me. Yw
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thermo
@DionysianAgent19 Mar 2024
the algorithm is getting smarter guys
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Replying to @obsidiandracula
Yeah man
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Creating textures on ice cubes teapaw.org/roaneatan/status/16222…
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Milo tryna dig a hole to China
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@user0000O019 Mar 2024
“are u mad at me” no bitch you’re schizophrenic
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