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Insane that his lasting legacy is that internet briefly decided to make him fat and red for some reason.
JD Vance seriously considering sitting out 2028 presidential race after midterm wipeout — CNN
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DON'T DRINK & DRIVE GTA 6 IS 4 DAYS AWAY
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JE RISQUE TOUTE MON AURA POUR RATIO ISRAEL
Sometimes we want to tag Hamas, but then we remember X doesn't allow terrorist organizations to have accounts.
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Buddy fell for the biggest scam of all 😭
Jesus saves and God is good. 🕊️ I don't talk about it much, my faith is a big reason I feel so strongly about people who scam, cheat and steal. Right now there's a culture of people who think it's the only way to get ahead in our world. It's not only misguided, but self-defeating. It works short-term but it always ends the same way: My son, if sinful men entice you, do not give in to them. If they say, “Come along with us; let’s lie in wait for innocent blood, let’s ambush some harmless soul; let’s swallow them alive, like the grave, and whole, like those who go down to the pit; we will get all sorts of valuable things and fill our houses with plunder; cast lots with us; we will all share the loot” my son, do not go along with them, do not set foot on their paths; for their feet rush into evil, they are swift to shed blood... These men lie in wait for their own blood; they ambush only themselves! Such are the paths of all who go after ill-gotten gain; it takes away the life of those who get it. Proverbs 1:10-19
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The clearest ‘it was Tamara’ they could have ever posted lmao
The H3 Podcast crew hint at a return in recent IG post
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They are truly not prepared for the level of anger Americans are feeling and the corporate double speak doesn’t cut it anymore
“You’re a F*cking Liar”: Hakeem Jeffries Shouted Down at Denver Dem Conference
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Very worrying how many of you URGENTLY need a 60-second rocking-back-and-forth hug, $5000, and an entire week where all you’re expected to do is sleep as much as physically possible
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this is so fucking sad man i’m sick of it we as humans don’t deserve this
“Either I get hired or I kill myself” “Looking for a job is the ghetto” “I have genuinely lost the will to live” These are three Reddit posts from the past 24 hours. An entire generation was told to study hard, get a degree, and build a career. Now they’re sending hundreds of applications into the void and questioning their own worth. This isn’t just an economic problem anymore.
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my vent art
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You can really see the exact moment it became dog shit.
20 years of YouTube in 1 tweet
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Wouldn't it be funny if I ratioed Israel for the second time
Sometimes we want to tag Hamas, but then we remember X doesn't allow terrorist organizations to have accounts.
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BREAKING: Here is The Guardian’s full exclusive GTA 6 story from their Saturday edition. It was literally just sitting there on the app, I checked it out of curiosity. Can’t believe no one else noticed.
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How is there still NO NEW CONSOLE MODS on cyberpunk bro wtf is going on
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IM UPSETTTTTT THIS WAS SO UNNECESSARY
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Genuinley psychosis inducing edit
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I still think about this tweet
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Clayface’s nightclub scene was too much for grandma and told him to decanonize it quick! lmao
The new guy has been in charge for 5 minutes and he already decanonized Clayface 💀💀💀💀
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History should treat israel like we treat nazi germany im so serious
Israel has once again bombed the Nasser Hospital in Gaza. At least six people have died with 20+ others wounded. Dr. Rizk Abu Shaira, who featured in the documentary ‘American Doctor’, was killed in the strike. 📸: Abed Rahim Khatib
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New Gig From Rogue Incoming! 📢 Leave Your Mark On Night City! Show Us Your V! Here's my V! If you want to partake in showing me yours here's you a nice prompt below! Show me what ya got in the comments! 📸 #ShowUsYourV #Cyberpunk2077
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