The Angry Monkey

I can help you with your phone, I'm not paid enough to be your therapist.

It’s interesting to hear news from my old store and it’s almost always “such and such left”

I’m so happy I don’t have to explain parental controls any more.

Toothbrushes eh?

I didn’t know 2 year olds cared this much about holidays but here I am helping at a party, for 2 year olds.

I saw a red heart balloon flying away into the sky. It was poetic really.

My new retail experience idea - it’s a warehouse with a pickup window. Order online, swing by, enter info, pick up product.

Reading all that’s going down I know I got out in time. I feel for my coworkers, it sounds like it just keeps getting worse. Starting to wonder why Apple Retail even exists.

Had a dream I still worked at Apple and there was a secret appeasement program w/battery customers that involved just giving them a free iPhone Xs.

Even if things seem bleak just remember, you could be working for Hulu Support right now so, chin up!

So Qualcomm hit with fines regarding payments to Apple. What is even happening these days?

Sometimes I get weirded out in class that no one is yelling about anything.

You know what’s festering in the closet while all these batteries get replaced? Searching/no service devices.

Our party was just after I left but it was at a bowling alley. #HoodiesNotParties

Retail apathy: “can you bring that drink in? Sure! Bring your dog? Ok! Do cocaine off the display table? Fine by me. Don’t care.”

Apple Retale - Psycological thriller about a company brianwashing employees

So you guys got more RSUs? Take that bonus

So I survived my first week being a full time student and it’s a lot of work! But no one asks me about passwords so...

There’s a UK show called PhoneShop? Is it good? Worth sorting a way to watch?

The biggest problem with the $29 battery deal is the issue was never with defective batteries. Normal battery life and degradation with software optimization. Few people actually need a new battery.

Ate breakfast with the family and now we are going to do family things, on a Saturday! Boy and I are building some Lego while his sister naps.