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if you ever happen to find yourself shitting in your own car because you are mad at elon musk about politics consider for a moment you may be mentally ill
Scott Galloway says he owned a Tesla, but sold it because of Elon. "Not before taking a giant dump in the passenger seat. True story." He's gone from suggesting Elon be executed to telling stories of taking dumps in a car he owned because it was made by Elon's company. This is a broken, deranged and utterly toxic individual.
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We only have 1 more original sentence left in the world omg
👀 Casey Anthony helping YNW Melly's legal team prepare for double-murder retrial. Exclusive: tmz.me/4iDttNr
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me & Geto Boys are trick or treatin’
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Need E-40 to say Yaxel Lendeborg
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I watched 7 hours of RedZone last Sunday
Chargers OC Mike McDaniel says he watched “probably 4 hours” of film with QB Justin Herbert over the BYE week. On calls for his firing: “You can’t have your cake and eat it too…You have to produce results or there’s gonna be heat.”
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The comments are incredible.
The Chiefs would sign Osama Bin Laden if he ran a 4.3
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Patrick Mahomes when Kenneth Walker isn’t gashing the defense for 10 yards a carry every handoff
🤖 Made with AI
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PORTLAND, OREGON SHOWED UP!!! “I thought I was the ONLY Bengals fan in Portland!” WELP… turns out there’s a WHOLE DAMN JUNGLE out here in the Pacific NW! 54 Bengal fans showed up for the watch party. What a turnout! Who Dey Nation is EVERYWHERE! #WhoDey #Bengals #PortlandOregon
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indiana kicking a 22 yarder on 4th and 2 is why i get out of bed on a saturday morning
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DAME'S BACK. HEAT CHECK.
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San Francisco, California, USA 🇺🇸
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Derf retweeted
Taylor Swift stuns at the Academy Museum Gala. (🎥: JPASC24)
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They look like they just forced a turnover on MNF
“Student protest” they said
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The guy that said "embarrassing" to Dak Prescott last week
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the one downside of hiring mike mcdaniel is that you will probably only have him for one year
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Boy I wouldn’t get on a road in Athens to save my life tonight. After an L that shit gonna look like twisted metal
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Hit the waitress with a classic “it was terrible” when she took my clean plate away
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Annihilate everything that exists
The pelican has such a distorted perception of reality that it tries to eat everything in sight even if it's a fucking giraffe trying to sleep
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JSN seeing that Riley Moss is active tonight
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