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Ross Maher

@derker_bum

28, Perpetual Pessimist

 Oldham
Joined July 2012
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Coming off of Sunday that's an absolute shocker. Where the fuck do we go from here
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Paella for tea for the next week. Viva Espana
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Outrageous darts @GaryAnderson180
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Generational 😂
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@BBCMOTDMay 30
Arsenal have set the record for the lowest possession percentage for a team playing in a Champions League final (since records began in 2003-04). The previous lowest record was also Arsenal, set in the 2006 Champions League final, which they played 72 minutes with 10 men.
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Winmau@WinmauMar 30
Premier League Darts hits Manchester 🎯 We’ve got 2x tickets to give away.   To enter: • Follow @Winmau 
• Retweet this post 
• Comment who you’re bringing   Winner picked tomorrow.
Must reply to our DM before 17:00. Good luck 🤞
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At The Races
@AtTheRacesMar 25
Win 4 tickets to a music raceday of your choice @NewburyRacing! 🎤 Gipsy Kings - 17 July 🎤 Ronan Keating - 18 July 🎤 Tinie Tempah - 14 Aug 🎤 Jessie J - 15 Aug For your chance to win, simply like, repost and comment 'WIN' 👇
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HLTCO
@HLTCOMar 16
One of my Patreon subscribers has paid for someone to be gifted a full year of the HLTCO General Football Podcast, which is lovely of them. I record it every weekday & cover the PL, EFL, La Liga, Serie A, Bundesliga & Ligue 1. Just RT this to enter and I’ll pick someone out. ❤️
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@HLTCOMar 16
Premier League atmospheres across the board are as bad as I can ever remember and it’s because the lifelong, die-hard fans are being pushed aside in favour of a different clientele. Apologies for the elongated nature of this rant, I wanted to get it off my chest.
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Paddy Power
@paddypowerMar 11
To celebrate the first win of the festival for @CobdenHarry we're giving away some more of our limited edition designs. RT for a chance to win a PP Collection Jacket 18+ GambleAware | T&Cs below 👇
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Paddy Power
@paddypowerMar 4
Introducing The PP Collection for Cheltenham An exclusive fashion range designed with jockey Harry Cobden RT for a chance to win a limited edition jacket T & Cs below | 18+ GambleAware
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VAR is the single worst thing that has ever happened to football
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The Hank Scorpio episode of The Simpsons is elite television
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🎯 SATURDAY AT THE ALLY PALLY? 🎯 We’ve got a set of three FREE tickets for 2️⃣ lucky winners for the afternoon session of the Paddy Power World Darts Championship this Saturday December 20th… To be in with a chance of winning, simply REPOST this 🔁 T&Cs below 👇
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🎯 FANCY GOING TO THE ALLY PALLY? 🎯 We’ve got FREE tickets for one lucky winner plus 3️⃣ mates for the evening session of the Paddy Power World Darts Championship on Friday December 19th… To be in with a chance of winning, simply REPOST this 🔁 Ts&Cs below 👇
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The beard went past Andreas’ arms so the kind people at @Winmau are giving away a Blade 6 to one of you lucky people! All you have to do is comment ‘DIRTY HARRYSSON’ and retweet this post! A winner will be picked tomorrow evening before the session commences at 1900 GMT!
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Winmau (@Winmau) profile pictureWinmau@Winmau12 Dec 2025
If the beard gets past Andreas’ arms we will give away a Blade 6! @OfficialPDC
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Why is every team I support absolutely fucking shite, just get no joy anywhere
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Has to save that
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Ben Stokes is a different breed
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WHY ARE WE SETTING UP A 56 YARDER FOR A KICKER WHO CAN'T FUCKING KICK!!!!!
NFL (@NFL) profile pictureNFL
@NFL16 Nov 2025
THE KICK IS NO GOOD. STILL A TIE GAME IN MADRID. WASvsMIA on @NFLNetwork Also streaming on @NFLPlus
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Tee Higgins is a monster man fuck me
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Come on @Commanders make it the perfect evening
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