Area man.

Austin
Joined April 2007
Derek A Rosenstrauch retweeted
Watch Jerry O'Connell limp along dragging his microphone battery at the very end.
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You can’t segue from “girls on film” into zztop “legs” and think you can just get away with it. COME ON, PIZZERIA.
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I’ll probably be the first person at my company to get fired via Slack. #pioneer
When you’re too garbage even for brietbort.
Replying to @danbenjamin
Prolly Tuesday in katakana
I can *NOT* believe I never made that connection. xitter.cf/malcolmgarrett/status/…
I just saw someone outside my office window riding a skateboard, wearing his cap backwards, and playing air guitar. #thekidsarealright
Derek A Rosenstrauch retweeted
donald trump is gonna turn over press secretaries faster than emily gilmore turns over maids
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Whoops. Just ordered another book from @uniteditions.
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Derek A Rosenstrauch retweeted
For folks across the US: Plan B is still available over the counter. Its shelf-life is four years. Trump takes office in 19 days.
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Starting off 2017 right. xitter.cf/davidvral/status/81550…
Don't forget to set your clocks back one hour tonight!
Hey have y’all seen that hollywood sign prank thats funny right
Twitter, Dec. 2015: hey CVS .....long receipts much?? 😂 Twitter, Dec. 2016: I hope my family is in the blast zone & we die instantly
@MaconBlair “Baby, it’s cold outside…”