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Derpy

@derph00ves

21 • MDNI @derpboobs

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i Feel Like Shit because i Slept Weird and Not Because i Drank a Bunch of Whisky and Smoked a Bunch of Weed and Cigarettes and Then Ate a Bunch of Yogurt and Then a Bunch of Mike & Ikes and Then Immediately Went to Bed
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I think I might binge eat tonight
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Probably at or around 1000 today already so I’m canceling dinner plans tonight
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Dark chocolate brown sugar cinnamon banana oatmeal
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Offered my sister my excess food so that I wouldn’t binge but now I want it really bad….
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I love alcohol so much and I especially love how it doesn't have any consequences and also has no impact on my long or short term mental health
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My tolerance is so fucked I’m fat as fuck
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3 bottles of wine in and I’m not drunk
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3 bottles of wine in and I’m not drunk
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Btw it’s super easy to sew a dart in the back I’ve done it to a lot of my clothes
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Bought three new jeans today and i have yet to know how to fix this
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Wait I forgot to say that when my friends dad saw me for the first time in a few years yesterday he asked my friend how I got so skinny
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He also apparently asked if I was doing heroin which is really funny because I don’t even smoke weed anymore
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Huge bowl of ramen + spiked coffee for breakfast
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That was a fun self indulgent weekend but now I’m ready to lock in for November
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I can’t find my vape
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Three freaking different popcorns
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Three freaking different popcorns
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My friends dad brought him breakfast
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He knocked on the door and I asked if he was DoorDash LMAO
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passei o ano falando que ia emagrecer deu novembro e eu tô assim
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