@derpo377

Me and dead owls don’t give a hoot

Joined January 2021
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She just died? Wow. I didn't know that. You’re telling me now for the first time. She led an amazing life. What else can you say? She was an amazing woman. Whether you agree or not, she was an amazing woman who led an amazing life. I'm actually sad to hear that.
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Phew! Conversation Safely Steered to Movies
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Film bro drinking a beer: This is the most important beer of the 21st century. It may even be the last beer.
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it’s interesting that the HBO Cryptkeeper looks much more like the Creep from Creepshow than he does the Cryptkeeper from the comic
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in fact the Creep from Creepshow 2 looks the most like the comic
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when you've covered politics for 20 years but somehow missed Donald Trump
Michael LaRosa
@MichaelLaRosaDCOct 23
In my 20 years in or covering politics, I cannot recall a more obnoxious candidate.
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also this guy is a democrat. horrible party
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Cyclops when he takes off his visor
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even more spooky movies/tv I’ve watched so far this October
derek@derpo377Oct 16
more spooky movies/tv I’ve watched so far this October
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derek retweeted
narsh@NarshhOct 22
The way she called Charlie Kirk a pussy with 0 hesitation rly one of the greatest cinematic moments of 2026 lol
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Nathan Fielder showing Elizabeth Holmes Jar Jar Binks and asking her if she understands why it's funny
True Nature@mira__joyceOct 21
Cant stop thinking about this question from the elizabeth holmes doc
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i actually knew a guy that went to high school with Marge and Mike Yanagita and he said the whole thing's true
chris oldman ©@AlsikkanTVOct 20
this must have broken so many brains back in 1996
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thought the flashbacks in Whalefall were a bit on the nose
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why would this possibly be banned?
Dunder Mifflin
@DunderMifflinASOct 21
The infamous banned Halloween cold open from The Office that you won’t find on @peacock or @netflix. Michael Scott really had no boundaries.
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very funny cold old. Definitely remember seeing it the night it aired
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elly@suzifumiOct 21
it's a bit strange how job interviews are social rituals where both people are lying to each other and they both know the other is lying but if the interviewee ever makes the mistake of being honest they instantly lose. why is that how it works why is lying expected
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c’mon… is this for real?
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Lance Oppenheimer Cinematic Universe where Chris Hansen interviews Elizabeth Holmes
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Oppenheim*
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Yeah, I guess you could say I’m not really like everybody else. I’m not interested in watching whatever movies currently popular…
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no she really doesn't
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