Scrolling thru old situationships vscos, drinking with the boys and watching the bears win. Parlay hit in first half. Life is good
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Chugging cough syrup out the bottle when you wake up sick top 5 things ever #fuckmetotears
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Derrick “Goat” Rose, CPA retweeted
By the time she throws her sticky boobs on the ground and unattaches her body suit I don’t even wanna fuck
I don’t want to I wanna play rocket league w my boys, best comment I’ll send to her #LANK
HOF weekend but can’t wait to get back to the ps5 and play rocket league #sotd
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Derrick “Goat” Rose, CPA retweeted
I don’t remember Theodore from Alvin & the chipmunks wearing a thong and bra
Derrick “Goat” Rose, CPA retweeted
Was there a shooting at every college in the US last night holy fuck. Nuke these chimps
Fuck the Oxford Dunkin donuts and DoorDash ordered a dozen an hour ago dasher hasn’t even been given the donuts yet, what’s so hard about premade fucking food #obliterate
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5 yard run to cash called back for holding and doesn’t get another snap. Thank you for ruining my night @netanyahu #GloryToIsrael
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THIS is how you turn a pledge into a slag (scholar, leader, athlete, gentleman) #rushpike #pikespike #uark #spank #glorytotheidf
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