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@dessflendness

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Joined January 2016
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Curtains for Archer? Fry Boy and Valkyrie caught flipping a grunt
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Punished Mya@unusualmyaOct 27
EVERY H3 PODCAST CLIP: Some Guy: wow you two smell like you've been fucking Tamara: yeah haha we kinda do smell like we were fucking in a closet minutes ago Ethan: fuckin PLEASE subtly change the subject NOW or I'll KILL MYSELF Hila (glassy eyes opening, sucking up drool): Kill?
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Hive Fleet Dinosaur@HiveFleetDinoOct 23
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bum
@BattleRapBumOct 19
we takin shits that require immediate showers after
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How much aspirin am I supposed to take
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Camden Walters@WuliujushiOct 4
Got my first American chestnuts. First time they pollinated and filled out. Planted from seed 10 years ago.
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Hoss
Swig 🇺🇸 (@OldRowSwig) profile pictureSwig 🇺🇸
@OldRowSwigOct 1
This shit hit me in the fucking soul man
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The Aureus Press
@Trad_West_ArtSep 28
Many whites who simply don't have twitter or telegram accounts may join a cruise thinking it will be like 'the love boat' and have no clue until they are trapped there that it has become a hyperdeadly gorilla water-prison
Libs Hate Us (@LibsHateUs) profile pictureLibs Hate Us
@LibsHateUsSep 27
POV: You're a White person who made the mistake of going on a Carnival Cruise.
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I thank God for my son every day
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arkditi (@arkditi) profile picturearkditi
@arkditiSep 20
very gay that the peace symbol is a representation of the semaphore signals standing for "nuclear disarmament", which was always just a stupid libtard feelgood idea
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Anthony Cumia
@AnthonyCumiaSep 19
I’d love to see the wacky contraption he used.
New York Post (@nypost) profile pictureNew York Post
@nypostSep 19
Carrot Top hospitalized after attempted suicide, Friday Vegas show canceled: report trib.al/Pz56uUD
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grok add chimpanzee noises
Unbased🧛🏿 (@unbasedsavage) profile pictureUnbased🧛🏿
@unbasedsavageSep 13
Everyone started fighting 😭
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Never heard of you, faggot.
Zygomatic (@Zygomatic03) profile pictureZygomatic
@Zygomatic03Sep 12
Yeah I’m a biohacker - I don’t get hangovers - I can lock in for 10+ hours on demand - I fuck for hours - My skin is flawless - My blood markers are exemplary - I’m an explosive athlete - My mind flows effortlessly with ideas that can change the world - I learn and retain information at a scary rate - I have solutions for every situation I will live 20 lives in the time it takes you to live one. The way of the biohacker - listen up.
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My 1 month old chud son is norwooding
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Evil TWSF@antiTWSFSep 9
amerikan influencer trying to get attention: I’m going to make saying the n word my thing This Mexican Chad: today I will provoke an entire restaurant into assaulting me
Machine Gun Scream For Me Long Beach (@megakjell) profile pictureMachine Gun Scream For Me Long Beach@megakjellSep 9
Surströmming vs Mexico pt 2.
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Become A Saint
@BeSaintlySep 6
My 3 year old said “thank you God for tractors” before he went to bed
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Steve Sailer
@Steve_SailerSep 5
Wow, it looks like, on an unbiased map, Africa is actually immense compared to Europe. I guess Africans don't really need to keep squeezing into little Europe.
Latest in space (@latestinspace) profile pictureLatest in space
@latestinspaceSep 5
NEWS 🚨: The UN has voted 164 to 1 to adopt a new world map that shows countries at their true relative sizes, with the United States the only country voting against it Before (left) and New map (right)
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Mountain Ğeneral
@MountainGeneraSep 5
Shit like this can only occur in a 1st world country, pelican would get raped and half eaten in 3rd world
ceciarmy (@ceciarmy) profile picturececiarmy
@ceciarmySep 3
En 1989, un pelícano empezó a ir cada día a una guardería de Japón, donde jugaba y convivía con los niños como si fuera uno más.
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Robert Kroese
@robkroeseAug 30
Clearly we're not terrifying enough because we can't get anybody to fucking leave
Brad Dirks (@BradDirks) profile pictureBrad Dirks@BradDirksAug 29
Replying to @gregsaysso
This is literally how the entire world now views North America, during Trump’s presidency
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