Freelance writer & editor. In love with love and lousy poetry. Nominated for BOTN/Pushcart. She/her. 🇺🇸🇩🇪

Berlin
Joined September 2010
Yesterday @prismreports published my piece on how @PENamerica is failing incarcerated writers by not prioritizing their voices and needs. One of the former staffers I spoke with referred to the org as "a marketing firm for the worst kinds of liberalism." prismreports.org/2024/06/17/…
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I really think I should start a business offering bespoke @SchleichTweets advent calendars, because this is the third year my son has requested an El Drador Mini Creature advent calendar, which… doesn’t exist.
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So I have been sitting in bed with my detailed printouts and notes and photos of which ones he already has and scouring Vinted for secondhand mini creatures, making sure they aren’t duplicates. I’ve already secured 15 tonight and have 7 I’m waiting to hear back on.
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"fresh strawberries", by poet @deutschbitte, is out now. Read it on our Substack: larotondereview.substack.com…
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Today on a walk, we passed by a store with a cat. I said hello and the cat walked over so I started petting it and it was very happy in the way cats are when they enjoy being petted. Then the shop owner leaned over the counter and yelled “Nicht anfassen!” at me. #typischdeutsch
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Love when I’m standing at a concert and a group of three men who are all at least 6 feet stand in front of me.
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Shoreline tonight, Loma Prieta tomorrow. Who else is going?
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If you think Die Linke is antisemitic, you're an idiot. Sorry, not sorry.
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I'm getting real sick of the whole "prison as entertainment" thing. This is just gross.
EXCLUSIVE: Netflix has announced "The New Stanford Prison Experiment," an unscripted series streaming Oct. 21. "Thirty willing participants enter a real prison and are randomly assigned as guards or prisoners. Thrust into a system of power, hierarchy, and control, they’ll discover whether ordinary people inevitably conform to the roles they’re given—or whether empathy, morality, and individuality can withstand the forces pushing them in the opposite direction. As the pressure builds and the balance of power begins to shift, the central question feels more urgent than ever: Does power corrupt?" wp.me/pc8uak-1lHKzp
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genuinely cannot think of an easier task than boycotting Pink and Ed Sheeran
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Turtle at the zoo waiting for lettuce
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Natalye retweeted
hey @macklemore im sorry i tweeted in 2014 you should mackle less. you can mackle as much as you want. free palestine ✊🏽
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Watching the new season of Love is Blind UK and why are all these people saying they're buzzing?
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The doctor who delivered Dolly Parton in a one-room Tennessee cabin in 1946 was paid with a sack of cornmeal. Her father farmed other people's land and could not read or write. Eighty years later, the reading program she built in his name has mailed more than 300 million books. She wrote "I Will Always Love You" on the same afternoon she wrote "Jolene," as a goodbye to Porter Wagoner, and released it in 1974. Elvis wanted it. The night before the session, Colonel Tom Parker called and said Presley would only record it if they got half the publishing, meaning half of everything the song ever earned. She had been in Nashville ten years by then. She said no, and cried all night. Whitney Houston cut her version in 1992, held number one for fourteen weeks, and Forbes later put Parton's royalties from it near $10 million. She put some of that money into an office complex in Nashville and called the place the house that Whitney built. Dollywood opened in Pigeon Forge in 1986 because she wanted paychecks in the county she came from. Around 4,000 people work there now. Three million visitors come every year. The University of Tennessee put its economic impact at $1.8 billion, and it is the largest employer in Sevier County. Since 2022 the company has paid tuition, fees, and books in full for every worker from their first day, seasonal hires included. Wildfires tore through those mountains in November 2016, killing fourteen people and destroying more than 2,400 buildings. Her foundation was handing out money within 48 hours. Every family that lost a home got $1,000 a month for six months, regardless of income. The final check was $5,000. Total delivered: $8.9 million. In April 2020 she sent $1 million to Vanderbilt for coronavirus research. When Moderna's vaccine results ran in the New England Journal of Medicine that November, her fund appeared in the footnotes. Carl Dean, her husband of nearly sixty years, died in March 2025. The note she wrote to fans afterward ended with the same five words she wrote for Porter Wagoner back in 1974. She died in Nashville today. Her family asked that instead of flowers, people give to the Imagination Library, which still mails 3.4 million books a month to children who will never get to meet her.
A message from the family of Dolly Parton.
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Oh no, not Dolly Parton.
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If you go to a cafe 10 minutes before closing time and order a coffee to go, would you expect this to be accommodated until closing time, or is it reasonable for them to clean the coffee machine already and refuse service?
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Does anyone else's indoor cat have a super strong instinct to cover up their food or things they don't like? One of my cats will always "cover" her bowl (with air) when done eating. She also tries to cover my coffee mug when she smells it because she hates the smell.
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Just had THE WORST customer experience with IKEA. Was chatting with someone who kept responding to my inquiries with "I don't know" or "no," so I asked to be transferred to a supervisor who did know. They kept refusing, and then ended the chat in the middle of our conversation.
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Like... if you don't want to helpful or nice, don't get a customer-facing job.
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For some reason, I decided today was the day to start redoing my balcony. Hours (and 8 garbage bags) later and I'm only halfway done with removing things (old tiles, dead plants, empty plastic pots). But it feels good to be making progress.
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Of course I ended up at IKEA today, which is the natural next step. But I think I know which furniture I want on my balcony. And surprisingly, it wasn’t too full or overwhelming (likely because of the summer break).
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