Have you noticed that some of the most popular and best programming languages start with P? Python, PHP, and Perl… Coincidence? I think not

My client said, Can you make the website look like Instagram, work like Amazon and be as fast as Google? I said, Of course. He then asked how much it would cost. I gave him the estimate. He replied, But it's just a website. I suddenly understood why some developers disappear without notice. 💀

Imagine explaining to someone that you spent your evening comparing the intelligence of chatbots instead of actually using one to finish your work.

There was a time when knowing just HTML, CSS, and JavaScript could get you a $100k salary job.

Being in tech means you’re always learning, even when you’re not trying to 😂 You could be scrolling your phone and suddenly think, Wait, what actually happens when I run npm install?

me: hey claude, can you just clean up this one function? claude: absolutely! i've also rewritten the entire codebase. me: bro what the app: #̢̛ͥ̀̽̽ͨ̌̓͆̇̀̽ͦͨͫͯ̏̎̇̈̚͜҉̕͢͏͡҉̸̶̛͢͡҉̵̨̭̳̘̹̫͔͖̜̠͖̫̲̖̱̤̻̖͉͢͞͡ͅͅ͏̸̷̢͑̊̀̐ͣͭͭ̉͂ͨ̽͒̊̎͛ͪ̊̎ͩͧ̀͝͠͠͏̸̵̵̷̵

In this era, spending years studying Computer Science or Software Engineering feels like a waste of time and resources when you can learn these skills online and build real projects.

You learn a lot more when you actually start building things instead of spending months preparing to build.

I should have just move on #҉҉҉

Recruiter: We need someone with 3 years of experience. Me: I have the skills and I'm willing to learn. Recruiter: Unfortunately, we need someone with 3 years of experience. So who exactly is supposed to give me the 3 years?

The way people announce that AI will replace software engineers, you'd think companies are currently rejecting developers because they have too many working products and not enough problems to solve.

Client: Can you make the website look like Apple? Me: Sure. Client: My budget is ₦15,000. Me: Apple which one exactly?