𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐢.

lrt - woah did u guys see that.

‟ That cuts down the headache by a ton. I guess I'll just have to pick-and-choose and pray it's probably not yours. ‟ ^_^

‟ I'm not ####### your home, Silver. Unless you live in like... all of them and none of them at the same time. ‟

‟ ... Several mirror dimensions will be cleared out for reasons I won't explain yet. ‟

‟ ... I can see why you call your Red that if Rocket would hire him on the spot. This is also a good excuse for me to exploit. Why? ... Don't worry about it. ‟

‟ ?? ... Since when did he become that? ... Was it like a ... Team Rocket thing, or...? ‟

‟ You don't even need to pay me for it, it's a done-deal. ‟

‟ I'm not even going to pretend that isn't a sick idea. I should do that to Red. ‟

‟ I don't know! Strangulation!? Isn't that how it goes for one version of yourself being the opposite of another? Where the #### did chest-hole making come from? Did Dewdrop just... I dunno, Hydro-Blast him? ‟

‟ . . . He'd make a hole in your chest by just saying that? ‟

You are the equivalent organic form of every twelve-year old's naive optimism compressed into an animate fleshed-out form bearing the most obnoxious grin and equally obnoxious voice. Essentially everything about you ###### me off, and that's an astounding achievement.

‟ Then just tell Michael to #### himself. ‟

‟ Why don't you ever tell either one of them to #### off or something. It works most of the time. ‟ (yeah,forlikefiveminutes.)

‟ You want to spend a day in my shoes? . . . No? Thought so. ‟

I want to know how people like Red and Silver can somehow tolerate your presence for more than five minutes without wanting to ####### scream.

‟ Oh wow... You CAN be smart for once. ‟

You're dead, Ethan. Watch yourself.