@deviousadvisor

Charlie Baybee ☆ 30 full time dick suckatron 5000 sales associate ☆ he/him ☆ taken sorry ladies

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Joined February 2014
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geo@shadoweave1Jul 5
Your favorite movies are a greater window into your sexuality than any BDSM/kink test
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just a@F466OT19h
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Joe Miller@JosephMiller313h
fuuuuck I did this and now my daughter is on the Board of Commissioners for the Metropolitan Water Reclamation District of Greater Chicago 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
Project Liberal
@ProjectLiberalOct 25
A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

ALT A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

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jpnclipz@jpncIipz9h
buck-tick - dress (1993)
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AX@t6ygnkOct 26
When you translate Buck Tick
˚.⋆꒰১☆໒꒱⋆.˚@LYtdryxssvOct 25
How goth music post-1990s sound to me
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ape attack survivor
@pissvortex3h
Maybe one of the greatest things anyone has ever said seconds after completely shattering a glass door
ABC 7 Chicago
@ABC7Chicago12h
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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NBC Hannibal is a visual feast for a bisexual freak freak like me....the broads...the gents...it boggles the mind and hardens the penis
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first simpson guest star to have me blocked (to my knowledge)
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anyone else remember tiny ceramic mugs with ur name on them as charms
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The Libertarian Party candidate for North Carolina state senate is currently in the midst of an armed chase and shoot-out with the cops, keeping us posted with live tweets:
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mae phixel@_phixelOct 25
meimei in this video sounds like that one trumpet sting in miles davis bitches brew
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this is crazy
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well glaze me in sugar and call me a ham! and then cut me into slices so everyone can get a piece
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sannie@bunniesyayOct 26
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final stretch. I'm torn. Decide if I'm Bugonia or White Morpheus
Bobby Apartment@deviousadvisorOct 25
ok. who am I for halloween
49%bugonia
51%white morpheus
53 votes • Final results
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PmAmTraveller
@pmamtravellerOct 24
The signature carved wooden mice created by Robert "Mouseman" Thompson, a renowned British furniture maker from Kilburn, North Yorkshire.
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patty bibi@pattybibi88Oct 25
Hes got a couple good points tbh
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kyky 💛🍀@roadk1llfawnOct 25
Backrooms Ike nail Wip 😭😭😭 couldn't sleep last night bc the thought of this was too funny
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Ast@astaxolOct 25
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the lyrics from a song that has been playing for like the last 7 minutes at work
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