@dfaber84

Dairy Farmer, Speaker, once made 6 free throws in a row.

 Washington, USA
Joined September 2014
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Getting old is being excited about seeing and tracking the water levels of Lake Mead.
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They’ve attacked our embassy, send in the Seal’s.
Steve Lookner
@looknerOct 17
A McDonald's in Paris is being vandalized and looted right now on an AFP live feed
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Don’t have to buy car tabs if you don’t use the road.
Elon Musk
@elonmuskOct 16
Turns out the future does have flying cars
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$10,000 a bottle, no low ballers, I know what I have…
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When you have a duel, but you’re also good at running…
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Introducing my kids to Linkin Park Daughter: What is this? Me: 90’s Teenage angst Daughter: Why is he mad? Me: His gf broke up with him Daughter: So it’s Taylor Swift for boys?
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Me: How was school? 14 Y.O: Good, we had School Buddies today and my kindergartner asked me if my dad was still alive….
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WA state collects 4.3 billion in 3 years for Climate Change and boom, here we are…
Polymarket
@PolymarketSep 21
JUST IN: Zero hurricanes have formed in the Atlantic by September 21 for the first time since 1914.
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My wife when the third Amazon truck pulls into the driveway and I shake my head and go to the shop.
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When you can’t define murder a month before birth, you can’t define murder five years after birth.
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Flies: It’s September, time to be super annoying before I die.
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A ship is safe in harbor, but that’s not what it is built for
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Trade War just got extended 6 months.
🤖 Made with AI
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Canada after seeing the U.S. sign a deal to access a trillion dollars of Venezuelan oil and no longer needing Alberta.
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There’s no way Canada could build a pipeline out of Alberta and refine their own oil is there…
Western Standard
@WesternStandardAug 21
At the unveiling of the new 2SLGBTQI+ monument in Ottawa, the presenters said that they wouldn't be cutting a ribbon, because it is "straight" and therefore part of the patriarchy.
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Canada doing the most American thing by politicians realizing they can do whatever they want if they start a war.
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Now pretend he wants to become a girl…
New York Post
@nypostAug 22
Anna Faris details tense conversations with religious son Jack, 14: ‘I try to challenge him’ trib.al/cYjQKPS
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The only ones left to root for on the @mariners are the owners….I hope they are making lots of money.
Jomboy Media
@JomboyMediaAug 19
Julio Rodriguez forgot how many outs there were and gifted the Brewers their 21st run of the night
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Jerry Sandusky would have never allowed this
Polymarket
@PolymarketAug 17
JUST IN: 13 Penn State fraternity brothers charged with running a major cocaine trafficking ring, with some pledges allegedly forced to cut & package cocaine as part of their “indoctrination” into the frats.
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Boy dinner
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