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Philadelphia, PA
Joined October 2012
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Nobody in history has ever said “you know who rocks? Samuel Dalembert” Nostalgia accounts have gone too far
Samuel Dalembert That guy rocked.
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Idk who to share this with, but this has to be the most random sports cameo in tv history Jake Arrieta and Tommy Hunter repping the Orioles back in 2012 in an episode of Veep @EBoKnowss @Jake_Mintz for your Orioles viewing pleasure
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4) Savannah Bananas
Ongoing list of current pet peeves: 1) AI videos of people fake rapping Migos 2) Upside down letter hats 3) Pat McAfee-ification of ESPN
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This is a very strong contender for worst song ever
Going to the plate WITHOUT Andy Grammer? Nah, nah, Honey I’m Good😉
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Ongoing list of current pet peeves: 1) AI videos of people fake rapping Migos 2) Upside down letter hats 3) Pat McAfee-ification of ESPN
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Timeline cleanse
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Aaron Nola vs. Grant Holmes is a top shelf #WetGuy matchup, the likes of which we haven't seen in years.
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(MLB announcer when the worst guy on the team finally does something good) hes always doing shit like that and he’s one of our best guys
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9/3/2006 - Ryan Howard hits HR number 50, 51, and 52 for a 3-homer day! Phillies 8 (69-67) Braves 7 (64-71) HR: Ryan Howard 3 (52), Edgar Renteria (12), Todd Pratt (4), Matt Diaz (6) Pitchers: Jamie Moyer: 7.1 IP, 3 ER, 3 K Tim Hudson: 7 IP, 6 ER, 4 K
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9.2.2006 - It’s roster cut day for the Eagles! Roster cuts are headlined by Jabar Gaffney, Matt Ware, Dexter Wynn, Darnerien McCants, Justin Jenkins and Timmy Chang
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9.1.2006 - The Phillies acquire Randall Simon from the Texas Rangers The Phils (67-66 and 3 games out of a Wild Card spot) hope Simon can provide some thump off the bench down the stretch run in September
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Evergreen tweet apparently
“what if we put Pat mcafee on TV… even more”
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9.1.2006 - Eagles wrap up their preseason with a 17-20 loss to the Jets Tomorrow we will see who makes the final cuts for the 2006 Eagles roster
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How I felt just now watching the Lebron/JaylenBrown/Maxey workout videos
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“what if we put Pat mcafee on TV… even more”
ESPN announced that they are adding Pat McAfee to Monday Night Football as an analyst on its pregame show, “Monday Night Countdown.”
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The dumbest person you know thinks this is an absolute banger
“They say the good die young and I’m scared im great” What a line @PatMcAfeeShow
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Challenging calls in little league baseball is nasty business , just play the dam game
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Pickles in my beer , pickles in my seeds #DownTheShore
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Thinking about the Philadelphia Seventy Sixers
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