Pretty sure I'm the first person in history to get paid to make a @taylorswift13 /@StephenKing display.
yeahsurewhatever retweeted
Amir @blumenfeld has been trying to get me to start an online show with him where we film ourselves playing video games every week & talk. It's me, someone who loves video games, trying to convince Amir, someone who doesn't, how fun they are. Would anyone watch that? Sincerely.
73%Yes
5%No
21%Rather watch Game Grumps
12,301 votes • Final resultsI'm not saying the #WritersStrike is a thinly veiled excuse for everyone to take time off to play Tears of the Kingdom.
But I'm not not saying it, either.
If you have Ben Schwartz as your profile picture I WILL be following you so please don't let me down by not constantly talking about Ben Schwartz.
Thanks.
aight watching Die Hart so I can fully appreciate the sequel with my boy Benny Schwa and this might be my favorite joke of all time
I dreamed Ben Schwartz was in town for SXSW and I saw him at the bookstore and I kept trying to say hello and ask for a photo but every time I just ended up like squeaking out some gibberish and being weird he was like SUPER nice about it but also clearly extremely uncomfortable
Requested off work the day after I'm seeing Ben Schwartz & Friends live in Austin. Hope for everyone's sake it gets approved.
Happy New Year to Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes and ONLY Ben Schwartz, the rest of y'all are on your own
Finally, a change.org petition about something that really matters:
GET BEN SCHWARTZ TO GUEST STAR ON AN EPISODE OF MURDERVILLE! - Sign the Petition! chng.it/z72Fr6YNrT via @Change
yeahsurewhatever retweeted
you can love a character and still admit when they’re wrong. i love yasper lennov but acknowledge his flaws (none he’s perfect) & can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he’s never done anything wrong in his life) & call him out on his actions (which are always right)
My boyfriend made me a ring tone of the Social Wall song from The Earliest Show and! AND he turned a clip of Ben whistling it into a notification chime! IT SPARKS JOY.
I uploaded the mp3s to a public Google drive folder so anyone can download them!
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