Ex paper shuffler. Ex squaddie. Done other stuff too. Love the British countryside, farming/Ag, gardening, clocks, big engines & #bcafc

Yorkshire and The Humber, Eng.
Joined March 2012
Ffs. I am NOT the immensely talented star of London's West End. You'll be after @dickiewooduk 😐 – at Yorkshire and The Humber, England
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💥 NFU's reaction to budget: "Today the phrase ‘food security is national security’ feels nothing but a hollow promise"
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That must've been a rather fine gin Kemi was sipping 🔥 #Budget2026
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Chancellor John Healey could have reversed the financial punishment inflicted by his predecessor Rachel Reeves with the family farm tax. He failed to do so. Meanwhile, over 6,000 farming related businesses have closed since the IHT announcement in the 2024 Budget. #Budget2026
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He really does look like Dobby the Elf though doesn't he #Budget2026
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“You are quite openly Jewish” “If you choose to remain here you will be arrested for breaching the peace” In Sadiq Kahn’s diverse & inclusive London - Police threaten you with arrest just for being Jewish in areas of the City people might take offence to that.
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In the words of Captain George Mainwaring: 'fine words butter no parsnips'. *nods*
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Budget luncheon. Cheese 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Olives 🇬🇷 Tomatoes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Chorizo 🇪🇸 Leftover Chablis 🇫🇷 #EuroDickie.
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Anyhoo, I had a chat with my money man yesterday and I'm still OK to purchase cooking wines.
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Have a guess who this is a photograph of? It’s Vincent Van Gogh. I’m blown away that there is an actual photograph of him. How did I not know? He was 19 years old when this was taken. I can’t tell you who the photographer was as it’s not recorded.
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Wordle 1,957 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Beef stew in the slow cooker. There will be dumplings!
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28th October 1975: Dr No (1962) becomes the first James Bond film to air on British Television. Someone recorded it, adverts and all! youtube.com/watch?v=CcuSXE58…
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Fleetwood doing a 2012 Bratfud #Goners
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Into the last 8️⃣ of the Carabao Cup. 🏆 #BCAFC | #BRAvPET
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Well played you mighty Bantams 💪. Pity about the referee mind 🙄. #bcafc
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A fascinating talk is taking place next week on the extraordinary history and service of the Falklands War hospital ship SS Uganda. 🇫🇰🇬🇧 The talk is being given by retired Naval Nursing sister and author Nicci Pugh, with all proceeds going to the Taunton Poppy Appeal.
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This is the final week. Everyone who knows what game shooting brings to the countryside needs to get their evidence in to Defra before 11.59pm on Sunday. And please, for the future of our way of life, share this post and spread the word. 👉 basc.org.uk/thevoiceofshooti…
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Wise words.
And now; it’s time for a comfy leather sofa, a roaring fire and a pint of Guinness. My advice while we have a Labour Government? Keep calm and stay drunk. Cheers 🍻
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