gary

i get no pussy

I do so much coke that I look like a comet everywhere I go

Open your mouth kitten. Daddy’s gotta poop.

Men who use Pinterest sit down when they pee

Accusing your barber of rape because he fucked up your haircut

Guys check this out

The best way to impress a woman is by sucking her dick.

Just woke up from a dream where someone killed sneako.

Fuck it. Doxxing Jesus Christ: Real name: Yeshua HaMashiach Address: Heaven ✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️

Why aren’t skittles urethra-friendly?

I didn’t poop in my sink just in case anyone was wondering.

Got stung by a wasp and it turned me on…?

Deep intellectual conversations are boring. Let’s discuss poop.

Calling a woman a bitch in the same way a black guy calls another black guy his nigga

Tired of not getting my dick wet when a foid cries to me about her life. At least cry those tears on my dick so I ain’t dry. 🥀💔

I wish my butt had dual assholes so I could plug one hole up like I do with my nose, then fart a poop out like a snot rocket, except instead of blowing it out my nose it’s coming from my butt

Daddy’s cock is stinky kitten

Well, that was a quiet ride home.

“If you hate women so much then date men” Gay men literally cry more than women do. No thanks!

Dear white girls who follow me, I hope you get hit on by 20 black guys tomorrow. Each one uglier than the last, that way you develop an eating disorder and become semi-fuckable. Niggers are the natural ozempic for white bitches.

Couldn’t help but notice your lack of offering me some pussy or throat to listen to your problems while I was reading your suicidal texts. I will not be responding foid. Playing overwatch. Next time, make a proper offer.