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bad graphic designer and even worse tweeter

Joined November 2020
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is he… y’know… *imitates crab claws*… from maryland???
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That's Cole "multi-goal game" Hutson to you #ULTRAMoments | @MichelobULTRA
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Washington Capitals Box WAR • 10/29 Final Score: WSH 4, NSH 3
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ALEX “ALEX OVECHKIN” TUCH
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FUCKKK IM TUCHING MYSELF RIGHT NOW
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JACK ST IVANY 2 GAMES PLAYED, 4 ASSISTS GET THIS MAN THE NORRIS
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COLE HUTSON HAT TRICK WATCH
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HO MY COLE HUTSON
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Lynden Lakovic is firing on all cylinders as a teenager in the AHL this season. Expected to go in the middle of the first round in 2025, Lakovic slid to 25th overall where he was selected by... No other than... the Washington Capitals.
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xavier retweeted
That Tuch-Strome-Kyrou line has been awesome.
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hey @chiwiedman get to flipping burgers buddy
Replying to @emilymkaplan
As they’ve proved this summer, the Caps and Utah remain interesting teams to watch. They’re still looking to acquire talent, but I’m told neither have had recent Dylan Larkin discussions. Additionally in Washington, Ryan Leonard has not been involved in any trade talks.
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Just shooting shit out of your ass
My understanding is #LGRW Dylan Larkin’s camp have been told to expect news on a trade within the next 48 hours. Both #gobolts and #allcaps have emerged as favorites proposing very compelling offers. Hearing F Ryan Leonard may be in play
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Lines' changes have really unlocked Jordan Kyrou. After a slow start with just 2 points in his first 6 games, he has 3 goals, 3 primary assists, and 2 secondary assists (including 3 PP points) over the last 5 games. He is on pace for a career-high 76 points and plays at a $9.1M level #AllCaps
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Me at a Sunday night 11pm beer league game
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Jack St. Ivy is on track to winning the Hart trophy
NHL Game Score Impact Card for Washington Capitals on 2026-10-28:
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JACK ST IVANY IS A 2PPG PLAYER AS A WASHINGTON CAPITAL
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JORDAN KYROU IS A WASHINGTON CAPITAL
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I’ve seen enough. St. Ivany is the greatest defenseman in NHL history
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taken at gravelly point
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absolutely my best double exposure shot
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ding and dong messing around😭😭
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the fact that you exist as an entirely unrepeatable perspective on reality should fill you with an enormous sense of possibility. nobody can create from the exact place you create from. nobody can see through your eyes. take that seriously. make something of it.
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