@DietJay

comedian and fucked up game show host @wronggameshow show dates at the link ⤵️

 Los Angeles
punchup.live/jaylight
Joined October 2007
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We jingled all the way through our last @wronggameshow with the amazing @billymyersIII @danielvankirk and @MaddiMays. Missed it? Don’t worry, it’s out wherever you get podcasts now (and on YouTube soon!). Give your ears the gift of WRONG! apple.co/3ZASEGX
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Paul Atreides: Dune 1 vs Dune 3
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not since abraham lincoln has someone loved coming up from behind like that
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Dave Itzkoff@ditzkoffMar 30
Now imagine you're an apple, a pear, a plum, a strawberry, an orange, a cake, an ice cream, a pickle, cheese, salami, a lollipop, a cherry pie, a sausage, a cupcake, a watermelon, or a green leaf. Not so happy, is it
sophia of hangover@aethelfledsMar 30
This is the happiest day of my life
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palmer@decentbirthdayMar 24
overheard in a starbucks just now: “i just saw that movie about the sun dying” “project hail mary?” “hamnet”
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A witness just sent me a photo of Chappell Roan attacking a child in Brazil
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wint
@drilMar 19
thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it
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Vic Vaiana@vicvaianaMar 17
This is what it feels like to enjoy both Sinners and OBAA
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Mayor Guy Fieri
@GuyFieriMar 17
He who controls the spice controls the flavor
Flavortown
@flavortownMar 17
First look at Guy Fieri as the Duke of Flavortown in ‘Dune: Part Three.’
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Irish Zionism
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Mr. Chau@SrirachachauMar 16
I kinda love that Madigan won for such a fun role. She gets a very meaty dramatic scene, but she mostly gets to be a goofy little hag, it’s a delightful character performance. This is the sorta thing the Best Supporting should go to more often
frightened scaredy-cat jon butter@thejonbutterMar 16
is Amy Madigan the first person to win an Oscar for a performance where the character's first appearance is a legit jumpscare
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I love screenwriters
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Kash Patel is already UFC trained, he's an Ultimate Fucking Chode deadline.com/2026/03/kash-pa…

Kash Patel Confirms UFC Fighters Will Train FBI Agents: "Historic Opportunity"

"I’m thrilled to announce this historic seminar between the FBI and the UFC at Quantico," said the FBI director in a statement released by the UFC.

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I don't know if I'd call that his greatest crime
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Southern Dan@StolenDansFeb 24
Well this is fine and all but wouldn't you rather have an AI generated video of Iron Man at Dunder Mifflin.
Old Media
@oldmediaFeb 21
One Hundred and One Dalmatians (1961)
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Django Gold@djangoFeb 20
seems my ex-wife has child custodymogged me due to my neglectmaxxing
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Rory Blank@BoneJailFeb 17
Hollywood is COOKED I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI
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Josh Billinson
@jbillinsonFeb 9
Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Experiences Real Human Emotions And Has The Capacity To Both Love And Be Loved
Page Six
@PageSixFeb 9
Boxer and influencer Jake Paul couldn’t contain his emotions as his fiancée, Jutta Leerdam, won the gold in the women’s 1,000m long track speed skating competition at the 2026 Milan Cortina Winter Olympics on Monday. 🏅 📸: AP; Getty
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"Duhh I couldn't understand any of Bad Bunny's lyrics" Oh well did U consider that music begins where the possibilities of language end? Dumb ass. To which speech can give no utterance? 😂 And it clothes experience with a power words cannot impart? 😭 Dumb ass 🫵
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