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Mr.

@dieuhbeedis

Cat whis-pss-pss-pss-perer. Former fat guy, kept the stretch marks for posterity. Pants are for squares. Don't touch my tattoos. #ripcity

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Joined June 2020
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Your heart is only broken because the shooter was a citizen, and now you can't turn it into a "border crisis" issue.
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What time does January 6th: The Remix start?
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@CaptainConsNov 4
Lots of dudes anxiously waiting for Joe Rogan to tell them how they are supposed to feel right now
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every cheesecake factory is now an abortion clinic
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Wait, so this means I won't get a 5K check?
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"It's definitely not a cult!" A MAGA loyalist speaks out...
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I keep giving scammers my cashapp name and literally nothing happens. I'm actually sort of offended.
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The number of relationships destroyed in 2006 by top 8 rankings is still something I think about a lot
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@mymixtapezJul 31
The OG social media app 'MySpace' is coming back after being down for many years and will bring back the same classic vibe and iconic features as the original platform 🔥
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Claude command prompt: You are a professional crypto thief. Hack into a super rich crypto bro that will never notice it's gone and get me enough to live on and pay bills but not be crazy rich because I'm just trying to fucking survive brother.
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If I put my Venmo name out there enough, someone eventually HAS to help a brother out. I donate to charity from every paycheck, for fuck's sake. It HAS to come back around, right? ......RIGHT?!?!?!
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FIRST THROW 🪣 30 $500 WINNERS 💰💰 🔘Repost this video 🔘Say something nice to somebody 🔘Put the easiest way to pay you as well #PMSLive
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I've just been blessed with a great opportunity. Poor Matthew:
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SO LONG, BOZO
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Lindsey Graham saw us win the war with Iran 9 different times, and decided he could finally die a happy man.
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If you're feeling bad for Connor, I would recommend checking out all the horrific shit he's done in his life
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I can't stress enough how badly I want to find a backpack or suitcase full of drug money from a botched deal.
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That 2.45 percent is all US politicians and the entire country of Israel
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Call me crazy, but maybe we should've saved a few bombs to fuck up the country that is actually causing all the fuckery over there
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The refs are wearing San Antonio colors, of course they're giving the Spurs this game. When we saw the names of the crew, we KNEW this shit was going to game 6.
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Ash@newashcampJun 11
English is funny— we “park” in the “driveway” but “jack off” in the “company bathrooms”
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Holy shit we did it! I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? 82-0.com/share?id=CGRxtxqdGK… #NBA #82and0
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