Absurdity is humor's gasping last breath. Organizer. Drinker. News Editor @NewYorkSun

Baltimore, MD
Joined January 2009
Politics aside ... This is amazeballs
liz warren: we’re gonna stop the mayonnaise company from buying a hot sauce company elon musk:
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Four overtime games in five days! Spectacular. What a season. #NFLFans
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Watched THREE games go into OT this past 36 hours. All so exciting. What a sport. #NFL
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When Fox was "fair, balanced, and unafraid."
I ran FoxNews.com for a decade, and this pains me to write. Kimberly Guilfoyle, former Fox employee and (as of today) ambassador to Greece, is in the midst of a serious scandal. If true, she faces not only the likelihood of removal -- something she herself acknowledged -- but also the distinct possibility of prison. Fox has 0 reporting online about this. The most recent article at Fox mentioning her is dated December 10, 2024 ... the day Trump announced her nomination as ambassador. Fox's sister company -- the WSJ -- has done a great job leading the reporting on this. The allegations are substantive, sourced, and paint a picture of a U.S. diplomat wallowing like a pig in a trough. The network has served America well, and I have defended it against hyperbolic charges for nearly 30 years. And to be clear, this isn't a simple "mistake" by Fox. It's not a biased headline or muddled article. It's a conscious choice to ignore a major story that has been reported worldwide by every major news outlet. President Trump has spoken about it, as has VP Vance and Marco Rubio. It's journalistic malpractice. I don't have knowledge of the details of Fox's action, yet I doubt that there's been an order from up top to ignore it. I suspect it's instead a product of fear and inaction by middle management. Whatever the reason, though, it's an increasing pattern I've seen at the network. To those of you at Fox with any power -- from Lachlan on down -- know that things like this only harm the company's reputation. Not among your enemies, who will hate you no matter what, but among your supporters, like me, who get pained when the hyperbolic attacks turn out to be true.
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I clearly made the mistake this evening of seeking additional information on an X post. Apparently, everyone else knows everything.
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“In a way I’m shocked how ignorant she is. She really is not fit to hold the post she does if she does not know the basics of the Holocaust." U.N. Rapporteur Albanese Walks Back Claim Antisemitism Refers to All People of the Middle East @digisharon nysun.com/article/u-n-rappor…
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Not gonna lie, Jihadabad is not a town I want to visit.
BREAKING: Armed Iranians have just eliminated Hossein Zarifi, the IRGC commander of the “Sajjad Sarvan” Headquarters.
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.@larry_kudlow in @NewYorkSun gets it right. Here are the facts: The dollar was on one side of 89.2% of global FX trades. Foreign investors still hold enormous amounts of U.S. assets. The principal stablecoins are dollar-denominated. Treasury buybacks are about adding liquidity and managing the maturity structure, not somehow controlling a $30T+ market. Median household income in 2025: $87,460 — a record. Official poverty rate: 10.2% — a historic low. Atlanta Fed GDP forecast: 5.1% annualized real GDP growth in Q3. And that’s before looking under the hood at the private-sector momentum behind capex and the AI buildout. The latest numbers show continued employment growth, while business investment and capital expenditures have been expanding, as the CapEx comeback story has continued to broaden out, with nearly 20% more equipment investment in Q2 2026 than at the end of Biden’s term. Americans deserve honest coverage. In the New York Times’s latest feeble attempt at delivering a hit piece on the greatest economy in history, the discredited journal selectively excludes data that contradicts this dull narrative. Granted, it’s nothing new that they fail to provide their readers with the full story. Complicated financial realities should not be reduced to easy-to-read sentences that serve a preordained narrative. This article’s problem is not complexity. It is selectivity. If capital is supposedly running from America, why does the data keep showing strong foreign demand for U.S. assets? If investors are “balking” at Treasuries, someone forgot to tell the bidders. Norway is not looking elsewhere; it is switching from Treasuries to agency bonds. Still US assets. Netherlands is bringing gold back from North America, including Ottawa as well as New York, reflecting a home country preference. We see this morning that Saudi Arabia has dropped out of mBridge and others are likely to follow. And if digital finance is supposed to threaten the dollar, why are stablecoins overwhelmingly dollar-denominated? The record is not ambiguous. nysun.com/article/the-new-yo…
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There's are multiple competitions even. #amazing
A couple years ago, Mikala Sposito applied for a work ethic scholarship from my foundation. She asked for $2,700.00 to help realize her dream of becoming a welder. (Actually, her first dream was to become an Olympian. As a kid, she excelled at horseback riding, dance, soccer, and track, but not quite at the Olympic level. So, Mikala adjusted her dream and focused on something within her reach. Precisely the kind of commonsense approach to making a living we try to encourage.) Toward that end, Mikala filled out the application, jumped through all the necessary hoops, and signed the S.W.E.A.T. Pledge, as all applicants must. According to our internal ranking system, which is inherently subjective and relative to each batch of new applicants, Mikala scored a 94, and was awarded $2,100.00, or roughly 80% of what she asked for. This is typical of the average percentage awarded to an excellent applicant. As a rule, we almost never award the entire amount requested. We want our recipients to have some skin in the game, and we encourage all applicants to apply for additional scholarship funds elsewhere, which Mikala did. But in this case, if I had it to do over again, I think I’d have awarded Mikala the full $2,700.00. Why? Because this woman is precisely why I award work ethic scholarships in the first place, as recent headlines prove. Headlines all over the country that identify Mikala Sposito as the sole welder to represent Team USA in the upcoming @WorldSkills Competition in Shanghai. This is a very big deal. The World Skills competition is often referred to as the Olympics of the skilled trades, so it looks like Mikala’s dream is coming true after all. And it seems to me her journey is worth a brief encapsulation. Before she applied for a scholarship from mikeroweWORKS, Mikala demonstrated an affinity for welding in SkillsUSA. As a senior at Dexter High School, she won 1st Place at the SkillsUSA Michigan high school competition and went on to place 14th nationally. Then, as a freshman at Washtenaw Community College, she repeated her success by taking 1st Place in the Michigan college division. She then advanced to nationals, where she finished 8th in the country. That earned her an invitation to the Team USA pre-trials, which whittled the nation's top 16 young welders down to three. At the final USA Weld Trials at the Robotics Technology Park in Huntsville, Alabama, each competitor was evaluated on precision, safety, technical execution, craftsmanship, and multi-process capabilities under extreme time constraints. Mikala Sposito took the Gold, officially becoming the first woman to represent the United States in welding at WorldSkills. Next week, she’ll face off against the absolute best of the best from all over the world. I should point out that Mikala would prefer it if the press didn’t make a big deal of her gender, and I completely understand. (She’s a welder – not a “weld-her.”) But today, the industry is in desperate need of proof that women can and do excel in the trades. Nationally, just 4.3% of tradespeople are female. At mikeroweWORKS, our female applicants are closer to 20%, but I assure you that percentage could be much higher. Companies are anxious to recruit talented welders of any gender, and women need to understand and believe the opportunities are real. Mikala prove that in spades, and I want to offer her my sincere congratulations, and invite all of you to do the same. Because Mikala Sposito is exactly what our country needs a lot more of. People who understand that talent is never enough to compensate for laziness. In her application, she wrote, “Hard work beats talent any day of the week, and nobody is going to outwork me. Period.” She also connected with every point of the S.W.E.A.T. Pledge but said the final tenet resonated with her the most. “Some people choose to be lazy. Some people choose to sleep in. I choose to work my butt off.” My favorite quote, however, is Mikala’s response to seasoned professionals who see her wield a torch and call her a “natural.” “I’m not a natural,” she says. Far from it. And none of this came easy. I worked and trained 60-80 hours a week for two years to get here.” Regardless of what happens in Shanghai, the job offers are already piling up, including the most recent from SpaceX. She hasn’t graduated yet, but the future looks bright, and I for one would not bet against her. PS. I never do this, but since my name is in the title of the foundation, I suppose I can. Mikala – please accept the additional $600 you requested from mikeroweWORKS two years ago. Shanghai is expensive, and since you’re representing all of us, we’d like to provide you with a little walking around money. The check is in the mail. Now…go get the gold!
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Left, but yeah.
Me: I’m going to get a good nights sleep. My right hip:
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My favorite part of a giant ice cube is that it melts in the shape of an ice cube.
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Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Replying to @JonahDispatch
Life of a Weiner Dog: (1) Sleep until you’re hungry. (2) Eat until you’re tired.
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Whatever it takes, but goes to show how many get their information from pop culture, social media, not legitimate news sources or the historical record.
So Fauda changed people’s understanding but the footage hamas recorded themselves didn’t?
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I struggle to remember a worse day of flying than today, @united. Every departure (three) late, every arrival late, bitchy staff, rerouted for "weather" that never happened, two layovers instead of one, hours beyond scheduled arrival. Now sitting on a tarmac because someone "went home." No reason for this except you suck.
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