River of Time

if you’re not a hobby postmodernist then get away

finally watched Suburban Sasquatch. What a pleeb I was before. @letterboxd

what the fuck is a kilter and why are things always off them?

downstairs neighbor trying to outblast me with her kenwood home speakers and and some Tool. she can’t win.

i wonder if late “90s cgi” will come back into fashion the way “80s style practical fx” did.

Vanilla isn’t bland; it’s a delicious spice, robust with flavor, and one of Mexico’s major contributions to the world.

Great- my neighbor, for the first time in neighbor history, played something I wasn’t repulsed by, and unfortunately also for the first time ever it was on too low to Shazam.

we can’t have world peace until people stop looking to pitchfork as a valid source of musical taste.

tonight downstairs they’re cranking “Popular Monster”by Falling in Reverse. Shazamed it. just that song full blast then silence.

downstairs neighbor blasting music so loud i was able to shazam it. it was Three Days Grace “Animal I have Become.”

there was a brief cross section in my life where i was simultaneously a Tool fan and a Ween fan.

closure is some fucked up shit

i bet if they were called “subtitties,” more people would read them.

think roommates suck? try a bedfellow.

it’s not really christmas until i’ve watched my fav christmas movie - THE THING.

can you imagine wasting your life listening to mainly one type of music, like indie pop, or rockabilly, or techno etc?🤮

Tom Hanks’ sister, Sandra.

if you’re in a knife fight and get backed in a corner, just cut yourself with your own knife, collect some blood in your hand and throw it into the opponent’s eye. will briefly blind him.

let’s not forget who the real enemy is: music blogs.

gonna give my mom my @shudder account mainly so i can tell her my password is Cumboy1