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911 Dispatcher

@dispatch_9_11

The rantings of a 911 dispatcher.

 United States
Joined January 2014
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Thought “I locked myself in my car” calls were a myth... I got proved wrong, big time! #cantmakethisup #911dispatcher #iam911
Sorry! Evidently I got hacked! That's not me!
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Walk out and quit over a fight with your partner. You are with them more than you are with your family. You're gonna fight. Get over it.
Studying Ethics and loving it. Do the right thing because it is the right thing to do. No other reason.
Makes me laugh when people quit over having to run calls. Isn't that what EMS is? #emsprobs #lazy #goodriddance #iwontmissyou
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Come into work an hour ad 15 minutes early only to find out school is closed. Early day for me! #MorningWin #iaintcomplainin
"ghost heart" decellularized to be reseeded w/ pt's own cells so it can be transplanted w/o rejection. @DrNajeeb
Image from chicagomedic Ⓥ☭ (@chicagomedic)
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No one is out to get you, there is no conspiracy- you're going on an #EMS call simply because YOU WORK IN EMS.
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Just because you are the supervisor doesn't mean you can screw the other truck on shift. #emsprobs #lazy #getoffyourass #justtakethedamncall
Please tell me again how you're NOT going to take that transport. Yes, yes you will. #bigmansaidso #lazy #emsprobs #justdoit
Don't lay in your bed and yell at me to come there to give you info about a call. If you want it that bad, get up! #emsprobs #ems #lazy
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