Watered Reflection/Mama Tabey

The duality of it. I look so fucking queer and I love it LOL

I got to try Irish Stew and Soda bread for the first time. And I absolutely LOVED it. I brought home a whole loaf of bread lol

I look like I devour men… god I truly am a siren.

I was told I look like a secretary lol. Also I got new glasses!

Yeah…yeah this outfit ✨Ate✨

TMI: I let my husband t!t-F*** me today..and I’ve literally never felt more pretty. WTF TOOK ME SO LONG!?

Dragon con photodump💕

Dude when you’re mean to me. Just know you’re mean to a bundle of rage in a body of 4’10” 1/2 who wears a hello kitty backpack. I will take your fucking knees

Did I eat?

New hair new heffer. Also my shirt says: Hold on Partner. I’m overstimulated.

Yesterday’s outfit. I joked I belonged in stardew valley

In celebration for for losing 74lbs I got my belly button pierced. Also yes…I love hello kitty I’m very proud.

My friends take pretty pictures of me and it makes me weep.

If you would’ve asked me if I’d wear makeup to the pool. I’d say no. 5 years later. What happened to me. Why am I so ✨CUNTY✨

Dark mode: Activated

Do you hear the sirens call?

Kissed by Aphrodite Beloved by Amphirite

I WANNA GET A BOOB JOB! I WANNA GET TUMMY TUCK! I WANT BBL! I JUST WANT TO BE A BARBIEEEEEEEE FUCK

Imagine. You’re the DoorDash driver..I’m the siren standing on the cliff. GIVE ME MY FUCKING ORDER YOU PUSSY. WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY HOUSE IS TO ROCKY!?

It’s late af…but I just got back from watching The Odyssey.