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Right wing tech billionaires larp as intellectuals, pontificating about the decline of public institutions, insisting it must be waste and misuse, and crying for tax cuts instead of paying the taxes that keep those institutions running. Truly the dumbest mofos I’ve spoken to
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They fucked Jensen so bad, Bowen Yang had to come back for a skit
omg Bowen Yang just returned to SNL for his first time since leaving the show in 2025. he appeared as billionaire Jensen Huang in John Mulaney's cold open Bowen: "Fellas, don't be like me. Remember: Women don't like guys like us. That's how we became guys like us."
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He’s selling because the govt is going to crash all of crypto and simultaneously take all the banks offline to force people onto their new digital currency, which 1) wipes the national debt and 2) makes you more of a slave than you currently are. Fuck everything. Own real assets
This selloff is systemic selling, not random people just selling some of their bags, but rather a big entity offloading their entire balance sheet The entity? Oh we all know who.
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Me da mucho pesar los economistas que juran que están haciendo física o matemáticas.
Replying to @ProfHall1955
I can have an ideology. I leave it aside when I’m doing Economics.
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Economists: How dare people accuse us of being shills for the very rich and big business! Prominent economist: Based on my comical measure of individual productivity, one of the world's richest men might actually be underpaid
The large decline in NVIDIA's stock price suggests that the marginal product of at least some CEOs is extremely high--often well above their compensation which can be restrained by norms.
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They kicked him out to control the chips, not understanding that it was he who controlled the chips, and that his true allies would make them suffer for betraying him.
$NVDA failed to buy D&O liability insurance. This is just amateur hour for a company of this size. They are going to be buried under litigation. This just keeps getting worse.
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I still got it
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A pilot who was in the air yesterday when the FAA announced the nationwide ground stop is speaking out: “This whole thing is a big farce. All the communications are working just fine in the air.” What is going on? Did Trump and Duffy plan this whole thing to get a $50 billion gov’t contract for one of the oligarchs they serve? Was this a manufactured emergency to privatize our air traffic control system? Our nation’s infrastructure is aging due to neglect from our corrupt government that spends all its time serving capital and funding war, but there are more questions than answers about what happened yesterday. For all we know this $50 billion could be another grift and not the safe, modern, and secure air traffic control system we need. Also, under no circumstances should we hand over air traffic control to artificial intelligence. This whole thing reeks and we need to get to the bottom of what really happened yesterday.
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A true banana republic
DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas? LUTNICK: Generally 10% DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8% LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America
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This app is fucking unusable. Why do I have to keep force quitting to get it to properly work again? Efficient org my ass
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They’re just going to use ai for every infra attack and every attempt at holding American critical services hostage to extort more money out of the govt. When that doesn’t work, they’ll demand the US go to war
Duffy literally bumps into him to get him to stop talking
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They should’ve called it DUMB
NEW DATA: We rolled out “SMART” to cut flight delays and help air traffic controllers, and it’s WORKING 🛫 Early results: - 10+ minutes saved per flight - 180 flights rerouted around congestion (24,000 travelers) - 80 gallons of fuel saved per trip Soon this technology is going NATIONWIDE, read more in replies ⬇️
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THEY’RE STORING PASSWORDS IN ONENOTE? Burn it all down
Reddit的,应该算公开信息🤪
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This is collusion. They don’t want to pay high labor costs. Throw them all in prison.
Habe ich das richtig verstanden, sie ließen Millionen rein, MILLIONEN junger Männer, um ein "Wirtschaftswunder" zu erzeugen, jetzt feuert VW 100.000 Leute, Audi eröffnet Werk in den USA, und Mercedes beendet alle Investitionen in Deutschland?
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The American empire is over gg
卧槽!!这次将军玩真的了 天塌了 11月11日,朝鲜正式公布修订后的宪法全文,其中明确将韩国视为一个独立国家。 宪法第二条写道:“朝鲜民主主义人民共和国的领土包括北部与中华人民共和国和俄罗斯联邦接壤、南部与大韩民国接壤的地区,以及以此为基础划定的领海和领空。”与旧版宪法不同,新版文本明确将韩国称为邻国,但没有具体划定陆地和海上边界。 此外,新版宪法删除了有关朝鲜半岛统一的相关表述,也不再将韩国称为“头号敌对国家”或“永远的主要敌人”
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Checked in on Europe and they’re still serious
We are mobilising €525 million in investment with the new European Chip Design Platform. The goal? To boost Europe’s semiconductor ecosystem and empower a new generation of European chip design companies. The future of Europe’s chip industry starts now: link.europa.eu/f3v3xF
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Jensen Huang is Franz Ferdinand
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This is the pattern of a single group, repeatedly
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