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Dani

@dkj201

it’s a rental snake

 Manchester, England
Joined March 2011
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“Should we increase funding for mental health services?” “Nah just pop some green shit up and crack on”
Theresa May (@theresa_may) profile pictureTheresa May
@theresa_may14 May 2019
Last night we lit Downing Street in green to mark the start of #MentalHealthAwarenessWeek. We must all work together to make sure that looking after our mental health is as natural and positive as looking after our physical health.
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The United Kingdom, 2019. In layman's terms, "we want to continue the long standing practice of thick but wealthy people getting into Oxbridge at the expense of poor but incredibly bright people" No upper class privilege to see here.
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Men's Rights Activist and Ukip candidate says it's OK to sexually abuse boys.
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Bridie is a dinky girl. She would love a forever home with another young dog. She had a hone trial but the resident dog wasn’t happy. So she is in foster and ready for her new family.
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Those were the days...
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What if Fox News covered Trump the way it covered Obama? It would look like this

If Fox News Covered Trump The Way It Covered Obama

What if Fox News covered Trump the way it covered Obama? It would look like this

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It's a whole new kind of terrorist that doesn't want you to know it was them
Jason S. Campbell (@JasonSCampbell) profile pictureJason S. Campbell@JasonSCampbell16 Apr 2019
Glenn Beck speculates on the Notre Dame fire: "If this was started by Islamists, I don't think you'll find out about it."
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'Pet Sematary' & Other Horror Movie Character Logic That Falls Apart In Three Steps - goo.gl/gta5Ys
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I want Notre-Dame to rise from the ashes but Macron finding €€€€€s shows austerity was a choice not a necessity while billionaires also finding €€€€€s can afford fairer, higher taxes they lie would be ruinous
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This is critical. How are we meant to know if our politicians are joking when they play fast and loose with the facts when they’re serious :
Matthew d'Ancona (@MatthewdAncona) profile pictureMatthew d'Ancona
@MatthewdAncona14 Apr 2019
My @guardian column: Beware those who, like Ukip’s leader, excuse lies and rape threats as ‘satire’ theguardian.com/commentisfre…
Beware those who, like Ukip’s leader, excuse lies and rape threats as ‘satire’ | Matthew d’Ancona

Beware those who, like Ukip’s leader, excuse lies and rape threats as ‘satire’ | Matthew d’Ancona

As the political temperature soars, those who would govern Britain have a responsibility to speak with care, says Guardian columnist Matthew d’Ancona

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I found a tree bumblebee in our living room this morning. She was tired out and covered in dust. We named her Victoria.
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When chicken is on the menu #NationalPetDay #AdoptDontShop ❤️
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Happy #NationalPetDay to our little pudding @WhippetTweets. Just before we adopted him, he was found abandoned, injured, wasting away & in distress. Please #AdoptDontShop & give a rescue dog a home. He's given us oodles of joy and it makes us so happy that he's content (& spoilt)
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not sure why POPSTAR is trending but it's just another chance for me to say POPSTAR is one of the best comedies of the decade. every single line is funny. and just like every movie the lonely island's produced, it was dramatically under-appreciated at the box office
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Replying to @tiffstevenson
I saw this the other day which resonated. #nomeansno
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me @ all my friends: yo what the fuck gang? i thought we all silently agreed to be fuck ups and loser? now you’re all becoming lawyers and engineers and having kids and shit? what the fuck? that wasn’t the plan, guys.
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sometimes i’m sad and then i remember this video exists
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"The truth of the matter is, men just don't WANT the top paid jobs. They prefer laundry, cleaning and childcare. Leaving me to pursue my career uninterrupted." Claire, CEO.
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Hello, welcome to Britain's Brexit challenge
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Replying to @TaylahTalks @Racheldoesstuff @cwseed
Pretty please? 🥺 (@NetflixUK please say you're on it!)
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