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Leg Before Teebo

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Attach the stone of triumph!

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They're doing the Pauline Kael thing
Jim Verdi (@jjverdi) profile pictureJim Verdi
@jjverdiNov 7
I’ve lived in Texas for 45 years. No one outside of Austin knew who the hell Gina Hinojosa was. And you’re telling me she beat a multi-term incumbent, who won his last election by double digits, by a big margin in Texas. That math ain’t mathing
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Y'all complaining about Mississippi taking too long to count must not remember Al Franken 18 years ago
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The funniest part about my Mississippi liquor laws tweet with its strip club tangent blowing up is that people will think "that's the weird part of Mississippi" and son, I don't know how to tell you, that's not even the weird quarter of the state.
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And I didn't even get in to the tattoo parlor + fine eatery at the now-drained county lake.
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I grew up in a town where you could buy beer but not hard liquor (but the beer had to be room temperature at the store) in a county where you could buy liquor but not beer. So when the sheriff broke up your party out in the woods you had to pour out the beer but not (1/)
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the Everclear. And there was a drive-in movie theater that showed pornos. My point is that Mississippi is weird and many things about it won't make sense to the uninitiated.
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Also we have a strip club and the county outlawed stripping so the dancers just come out on stage naked. You have to go there to understand.
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UnderDuress77@Under_Duress77Nov 6
Replying to @magi_jay
They are Sin Eaters, all your faves you think can do better will be hated too!! That's the job!
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Stonewall Jackson be like
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmuskNov 6
Armies that win have the general at the front lines. Nobody wants to bleed for the prince in the palace.
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If only the Quincy's Big Fat Yeast Roll had lived to see this day
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I swear Republucans once understood and believed in the market
Gov. Bobby Jindal (@BobbyJindal) profile pictureGov. Bobby Jindal
@BobbyJindalNov 5
Democrats want to reverse Trump's tariff policies. What is their alternative for protecting American manufacturing and competing with countries that don't play by the same rules?
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Also I'm not sure if Android changed its keyboard or I'm just losing all my thumb dexterity as I enter my dotage. "Republicans".
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All I care about is that your email won't end in .gov anymore
Rep. Nancy Mace (@RepNancyMace) profile pictureRep. Nancy Mace
@RepNancyMaceNov 6
For the record: we will NOT be putting pronouns in our bio or email signature.
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Yugoslavia's massively powerful economy
Chay Bowes (@BowesChay) profile pictureChay Bowes
@BowesChayNov 6
Why did the Western powers want to dismantle and destroy Yugoslavia? Was its massively powerful economy a threat? Was its unity of several ethnicities and religious a threat? Or was it simply a target for plunder?
Image from Chay Bowes (@BowesChay)
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This is epic game
Scott Colom (@scott_colom) profile pictureScott Colom
@scott_colomOct 31
I walked the Trump rally line to listen, not make assumptions. I talked with voters, asked questions and heard what matters to them. When I'm elected, I'll represent all 82 counties and every Mississippian, no matter who they voted for. That's what being your senator means. #MississippiMatters
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Leg Before Teebo retweeted
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Bulwark Clips
@BulwarkClipsNov 4
Reporter: "Senator Hyde-Smith all but declared victory last night. I want to get your response." Colom: "Bless her heart."
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So did Elon seriously just turn off all the bot faucets?
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I want reporters staked out at every damn meat & three south of Interstate 30. We're done talking to the losers in Midwestern diners.
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I have finally found an airport worse than CDG. KTM is terrible.
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I wamt every piece of shit trust fund failx streamer who complained about spending money in Mississippi to be completely disbarred from talking about 2028.
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