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jordan

@dmnextdoor

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Joined April 2020
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Ngl if I see you have an iPhone 17 or 18 I’m lowkey judging you
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Children in Congo + consumerism
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Fuck me a spliff with his pint?? No you haven’t have you😭 absolute scenes in spoons
Bulldog (@UnashamedBrit) profile pictureBulldog
@UnashamedBritNov 9
Popped outside to the smoking area to have a vape at Wetherspoons, and some guy is sat smoking a spliff with his pint. You see it all in spoons
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Waitttt no fking way 😂😂😂😂
isa 🇵🇸 (@rckyhorrors) profile pictureisa 🇵🇸@rckyhorrorsNov 8
Polish now are we ?
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there was nothing ‘sudden’ about it appearing, fuck u
aircraftmaintenancengineer (@airmainengineer) profile pictureaircraftmaintenancengineer
@airmainengineerNov 7
A plane suddenly appeared through a thick wall of fog, creating a scene straight out of a movie! 😱✈️
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how id be shaped if my mum didn’t relax my hair when I was 11
L L (@lay_rica) profile pictureL L@lay_ricaNov 7
3 meses de uma para a outra e nossa, outro corpo praticamente
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how do you take joy out of being mean unprovoked about something they can’t change? Ts isn’t even funny 😭
b (@mrtvstar) profile pictureb@mrtvstarNov 7
matched w someone who was 5'6 on tinder bc he was cute so i asked if he rlly was that short and he was like you want someone 6 foot then said "you're missing out" so i said "missing out on what? you not being able to reach the top shelf at the grocery store?"
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Someone could prob pull up a tweet of me being mean unprovoked and I’m here to say it’s ok when the queen does it
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How do u be calm
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Longggg day
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im tryna buy a pair of aquazzura heels, who got me
ethan ❤️💙 (@ethan_smeg) profile pictureethan ❤️💙@ethan_smegNov 5
I heard twitter does magic, so I'm trying to upgrade my ps4 to a ps5 for GTA6 🙏🙏🙏 gofundme.com/f/help-a-brothe…
Donate to Help a brother out to buy a PS5 to play gta 6, organized by Ethan Legrand

Donate to Help a brother out to buy a PS5 to play gta 6, organized by Ethan Legrand

I’m a young student, and I’d love to get my hands on a PS5 so I can play… Ethan Legrand needs your support for Help a brother out to buy a PS5 to play gta 6

gofundme.com
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What if I just permanently deleted every single picture of me and started again
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I love everything abt being West Indian
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Metro (@MetroUK) profile pictureMetro@MetroUKNov 5
Wife shoved poo in husband’s mouth saying ‘you talk s**t – I’ll make you eat it’ trib.al/VV6cnKc
Wife shoved poo in husband's mouth saying 'you talk s**t - I'll make you eat it'

Wife shoved poo in husband's mouth saying 'you talk s**t - I'll make you eat it'

metro.co.uk
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They don’t make clothes for tiny waists like mine
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WHERE do I have to go to see bouyon live😭
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Do baby pink toes one time then you’ll never go back to white
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Chat am I cooked? My man just told me he’s going to a Halloween event called ‘Haunted Brixton: Whine or Die’😭😭
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ang (@miocest) profile pictureang@miocestOct 26
guys when they haven’t slept with u yet:
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Ngl I can’t cook
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Fat ppl will deadarse eat 2 blocks of cheese in one meal
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