@dmofengineering

Engineer by day, Shitposter by night. It's definitely nighttime at the tweet factory.

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Joined April 2018
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The collective noun for engineers is a bike shed.
Nate Berkopec
@nateberkopec10 Oct 2024
When more than 4 DevOps engineers are in a room together, they will spontaneously start trying to build an internal PaaS on k8s. They can't help themselves.
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Twitter this week 🙄
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We all know what happens next
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Press CTRL + X to pay respects
Rob DenBleyker@RobDenBleyker14 Aug 2024
Lary Tesler, invetnor of the cut copy and paste commands, dies. at 74.
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Now that likes are private I gotta ask… Why are there any tweets with zero likes?
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Interviewer: So you were you kicked out of your Ph.D program? Candidate: yeah, my advisor didn’t like my approach to my thesis. Interviewer: Oh, what was the topic? Candidate: Bin packing.
Jason Warner
@jasoncwarner4 Mar 2024
New traveling salesperson problem just dropped
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Her: [nonsense sounds] Me: What? Her: [repeats nonsense sounds] Me: But what does that mean? Her: What does anything mean? Me:
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Engineers: Version control is git. Designers: Version control is named files. Product: Version control is comments I left in a google doc.
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Help a girl out? I'll go first: Players are made of meat.
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Honestly, at this point you can’t come here and complain about inflammatory content. The first letters are literally: tw
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Evergreen tweet
Bear@nautibuns20 Jan 2024
I love that we’ve all collectively agreed not to call it X.
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No, Bay Area, that's not rain. It's just clouds extending their runway.
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So what you're saying is: if we unplug Twitter and leave it alone for long enough...
SwiftOnSecurity
@SwiftOnSecurity10 Dec 2023
Periodic reminder just leaving shit unplugged for hours does fix things. Fucking capacitors are everywhere and you have to defeat them.
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My AI brings all the boys to the yard. And they're like, it's better than yours Damn right, it's better than yours I can teach you, but I have to charge
Charles Patterson
@CharlesPattson8 Nov 2023
Be still my beating heart.
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For the love of god No one ask it How Is Babby Formed?
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Sounds like a shills problem
Bitfinex'ed 🔥🐧 Κασσάνδρα 🏺
@Bitfinexed29 Sep 2023
Where did the FTX money go? It’s really obvious. It ended up at the Tether fraud. Step 1. Have billions of dollars that’s not yours. Step 2. Go trade with it on sure-to-lose bets. Tether bros inflate shitcoin markets, you bet with customers cash. Step 3. Oh no! The bets went south! Shucks! Congratulations, you successfully gave billions of dollars to a criminal organization indirectly through deliberate trading losses. Everyone thinks you’re just a bad trader, but that was the plan all along.
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Boy math is… Boy math is… Honestly, boy math is whatever new bullshit crypto is trying to pull these days.
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I want it.
zack
@zack_overflow25 Sep 2023
Added gratuitous explosions and particle effects to the code editor I'm building
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Guardian Tech
@guardiantech20 Sep 2023
Elon Musk’s Neuralink approved to recruit humans for brain-implant trials theguardian.com/technology/2…

Elon Musk’s Neuralink approved to recruit humans for brain-implant trial

Company is seeking people with paralysis to test its experimental device after getting green light from independent review board

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