"Welcome to Hell! There's the boiling pool, the flaying zone, the unraveler—"
"What will you do to me?"
"You'll watch."
"What?"
"Hell is...disorganized. Someone with your efficiency obsession is sure to spy ways to improve it."
"You want me to fix Hell?"
"That's not what I said."
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Exactly. For any US-based employee of any cloud. And that letter can say "...and don't tell anyone."
(This is driving sovereign cloud development/operations, obviously.)