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Just a quick update on how DOTA 2 mm is going. Pro players in SEA have resorted to smurfing and running it down mid and then abandoning MIN 1 whenever they feel like it ON STREAM! Example by yours truly @23savageDotA : twitch.tv/23savagezzz/clip/W…

Ok so apparently he's called ALCHEMIST because the small goblin is called Al and he's the chemist

> Lifestealer >Steals Life

Oh wow so the dragon knight can turn into a dragon and breathes fire like a dragon what's next a sniper will use his rifle to snipe enemies ?

How did it get to this point this fast...

BREAKING🚨: NIGHTFALL 🇮🇲 HAS STATED THAT HE WILL RETIRE FROM BKB TPING OUT STATING "I'm done tping out and running away, ill show them the true meaning of carry"

Top 1 dota facts: hurricane pike is named after pike place in seattle

>batman this game is meant to have complex strategies and unorthodox picks batman >"you're just some garbage picking supports in the midlane" >don't be like the rest of them batman see when a pro plays it the sheep will only follow im just ahead of the curve >you too will learn that there's so much more than picking the same 3 meta heroes doing the same 3 meta builds >when you fail batman and go 0/2/3 they will not flame the build batman but the player >end result is still the same batman

Always instigate arguments amongst your teammates to keep them sharp and have them critically think about their next move

trickle down meta for new deadlock players already starting good luck in 2 years

took me way too long to realize alex russo and mavis from hotel transylvania are literally the same person

Someone in my pub just said "Ur so unemployed that you make 300 $ a month, ask ur mom how I know" Really top level stuff going on these people are fooling themselves

cicis pizza fueled my modern day hatred for italian food as a kid

get a call >is your refrigerator running? >yes >hear a ticking noise

Indoor shoe enjoyers on the way to mcdonalds to ask for 1 extra buffalo hot sauce "for the extra kick" on their chicken nuggets while texting their sister in law "wya?"

honestly great time to enjoy deadlock up until in +2 years the meta trickles down and it becomes very annoying for new players to get into

dota 2 smurfs go through an entire factory line there really should be a "how its made" episode on them >spawned using yandex spoof email >gabrial2093579 is put to the test >bot accounts fight eachother to the death for levels >each acc is molded until profile lvl 25 >each acc escaped smurf pool using virtual pc's playing thousands of games >acc gets sold to mafia >mafia member accomplished their mission, acc gets sold to public to recycle >itachi mid or feed ques a ranked immortal game to go 0/13/5

Everytime I get flamed I switch up the language to always keep em guessin what ethnic slur they should use

New treasure chest and although bunch of very well thought out sets and items with a fitting theme, it's STILL the same bunch of heroes getting items. Did they just forget KEZ, LD, LARGO and the lot of other heroes who have NOT received sets in a while? On top of that you also can't gift items to our friends at all and I have several who dont play as much as they used to who would loved to get back in but dont want to fork out 200+ USD just to get an arcana or 60$ USD just to get the set that they wanted. A good deal for arcana lovers or fake perceived value due to the influx of sets already out there for the same heroes?