Took my son to church on Halloween and this was the nun that greeted us. Now he won’t stop adding “ussy” to the end of words and he said he will only come back to church if sister Daniel is there 😢😔 I just want my good Christian son back 🤧

Does anyone else use their pc packs to store weed or is that just me

Huzzah! 🍻

I love you Dan and Phil

If anyone wants to know what it’s like to be next in the m&g line

Hi

What song was playing when you met Dan/phil?

I wonder if they’ll make jokes like this again in Hardphord

Is the hard launch tour just going to be a reenactment of the timeline of their relationship because they can actually do that now and it wouldn’t be completely insane

Wild night in my brain apparently

Yall don’t even know I was the final slime slapper of tit

Can proudly say I’ve swallowed sister Daniel’s bath water

If I won the golden pig I’d bring him to my therapy office. Imagine talking about your childhood trauma with the pig in the room

Time for the age old question again before hard launch begins

I wish biscoff was a more common flavor in the US

They’re laughing at us for thinking we could get m&g this tour

Unless it’s the last day of the tour and they start giving everything away