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Muppet the Dog

@dog_muppet

I’m a dog. Parody account. Despite the rumors, I'm not a real dog.

Joined July 2018
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What does this man do for a living? Wrong answers only....
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Ummmmm
NBACentral (@TheDunkCentral) profile pictureNBACentral
@TheDunkCentral18h
Charles Lee calls out Naz Reid "Unfortunately, he didn't meet our standards in the first half, and at halftime we made the decision that he wouldn't play in the second half."😳 (Via @HornetsReddit )
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Bones Hyland All Star season confirmed
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Have they watched this offense? It's the only offense more pathetic than theirs.
VikingzFanPage (@vikingzfanpage) profile pictureVikingzFanPage
@vikingzfanpageOct 27
#Vikings OC Wes Phillips and DC Brian Flores are on the initial short list of candidates for the #Jets HC job if Aaron Glenn is fired, per @AllbrightNFL.
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We can never have nice things Fuck this
Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) profile pictureShams Charania
@ShamsCharaniaOct 27
Just in: Minnesota Timberwolves star Anthony Edwards will undergo an arthroscopic procedure on his ailing right knee and miss up to two months, sources tell ESPN.
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Breaking out my Chester Taylor Vikings jersey getting ready for the Jonathan Taylor trade.
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NBACentral (@TheDunkCentral) profile pictureNBACentral
@TheDunkCentralOct 27
Nikola Jokic calls out the Nuggets’ defense: “We cannot defend.” (Via @TalkBasket )
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Kwesi would have gotten this done.
Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) profile pictureTom Pelissero
@TomPelisseroOct 27
Trade! The Colts are sending eight-time Pro Bowl guard Quenton Nelson to the Seahawks for a 2027 third-round pick and a 2028 fifth-round pick, sources tell @ringer @netflixsports.
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Clayface was brilliant
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The best Hope he gets his own ESPN show soon….
Pat McAfee (@PatMcAfeeShow) profile picturePat McAfee
@PatMcAfeeShowOct 26
Big Dom got us some cannolis here 😂😂 #MondayNightCountdown
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This can’t be a real quote. If it is, this guy needs a reality check.
Polymarket Hoops (@PolymarketHoops) profile picturePolymarket Hoops
@PolymarketHoopsOct 26
Jeff Teague on LaMelo Ball joining the Wolves: “He’s (LaMelo) got Minnesota on tilt! That’s how I used to have that bih rockin!” 💀 (via @club520podcast, h/t @SnapshotKyle)
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Smack will be released
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Every week we are told this team will look better because its another week to learn and play together. Holy shit.
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Trade for a new coach and a new QB
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When they lose to the Colts today, I can’t wait to listen to Viking fanline
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Absolutely embarrassing
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College GameDay (@CollegeGameDay) profile pictureCollege GameDay
@CollegeGameDayOct 25
GET READY, BLOOMINGTON‼️ We’re coming to your city to see the defending champ Hoosiers against the upset-minded Gophers 🙌
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Vikings need to hire PJ for offensive coordinator!!!!!
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Never doubted this team
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What a dumb penalty
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Fire PJ
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