moving to portugal to pursue my lifelong dream of learning hebrew and going blind

damn that shit is so normal to me. y’all don’t know about the MEAT SWEATS

my students are being SWEETIE PIES!!!!

i hate and also love teaching. mostly i hate grading

went full autist and started bringing a squishy to hold and toss around when teaching instead of fucking with a stray binder clip all throughout class. my students are so chill about it. they’re bringing out their squishies too. yes let’s stim and DISCUSS PARAGRAPH STRUCTURE!!

having the art students in the same building as health science students is so funny. scrubs and overalls. art galleries and giant dolls in hospital beds.

when someone puts you in their writing

the best part about being done with grad school is that i no longer have to use cookie clicker to hijack my dopamine and trick myself into wanting to get out of bed (see: off the couch) every morning

billy: [a paranoid, aggressive, coked out pathological exhibitionist with a gun and a bunch of loose reptiles] elizabeth’s dad: i trust billy

but did you watch the theater watch the scene in which nathan watches amanda watch elizabeth watch amanda’s portrayal of elizabeth

*ride a bike

me fr

i live with such an intense fear of rhabdo