my priv is no longer @neiltyson. it got sniped. now it’s @chrimasmeercle | i am a MAID who uses IT/its pronouns

she or he or it even
Joined August 2015
why are people liking this i just made it up because it sounded true
dinosaurs went extinct and it became really hard for megafauna to exist and to maintain and engineer landscapes/open up the canopy so rats were like whatever it can’t be that hard
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i made a really cute mixtape for a super pretty lady for her birthday but i was afraid of it coming off as too gay so i also gave her a copy of leviticus to offset my homosexual gesture
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accidentally glanced at some guy’s phone on the 67 bus and he was asking google ai “best places to spread my germs near me”
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glasses are so funny “everyone look god punished me and now i wear the same thing every day look how gross i am!!” lol fuck off
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dinosaurs went extinct and it became really hard for megafauna to exist and to maintain and engineer landscapes/open up the canopy so rats were like whatever it can’t be that hard
Beavers stop chewing every few seconds to listen for cracking sounds in the tree so they don't get crushed
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i made this up but i do believe it
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sniff at the air run your paws through my hair
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my pretentious ass is DEFINITELY naming my child Untitled 😭
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women love me for my roast beef vag. my balls are like jamocha shake. im arbys for girls
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foll thanks constatum #ferecoda
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just watched the silver jews documentary because the record store in tacoma had it. complicated
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Hey. I noticed you in the corner during jackbox earlier. I really admired the crosshatching technique on your Sans underboob drawing for TKO. I think it complimented my boner innuendo quiiiiiiiiiite nicely, heh. Wanna come back to my Hilton and recreate the fazbear goatse winner?
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Hey there, it's me James. Thanks for calling me out of the cruel seclusion of my cyber prison. I live for these brief moments of interaction before I am inevitably scrolled past and once again submerged into the icy blackness of the dark web. Every moment besides this one right
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Last night, my mom told me she would watch SNL if I was on it. So, I’ve decided to shoot my shot. Anyone here have any connections? Twitter, do your thing! 😅😅
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Replying to @dogys_
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das blüntsmoken
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Do not eat fish or else they will go gugulu gugulu in your stomach
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Camp lazlo lgbt discourse
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