bring out the dancing lobsters
Where the Light is
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decided to not buy gifts but do custom snack baskets for all my nieces and nephews and it was a HIT
at least three of them were all “these are all my favorite snacks, how did you know???”
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“Taylor Swift donates $1 Million to Feeding America and $1 Million to the American Heart Association”
Miserable people online:
“That’s it?”
“It’s a tax write off”
“That’s only a fraction of her wealth”
“She’s only doing it for publicity”
“There are no ethical billionaires”
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That school just set a terrible precedent that students can walk all over their teachers. Now any student can complain about a deserved bad grade, cry oppression and get their way.
The University of Oklahoma confirms that Mel Curth, the teaching assistant who gave a student a failing grade on a psychology essay, will no longer be teaching.
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I don’t give a FUCK if influencers are only doing angel trees to make content and if Taylor Swift is writing off bonuses to her staff on her taxes
The ends are objectively good and can benefit a lot of people. But sadly society has become too cynical
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the fact that people voted to put him in office astounds me
not my circus, not my monkeys
WH has installed a series of plaques under Trump's new “Presidential Walk of Fame."
On Biden: “Sleepy Joe Biden was, by far, the worst President"
On Obama: “One of the most divisive political figures in American History...creation of the Russia, Russia, Russia Hoax"
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people really need to learn how to order at subway cause what do you mean “I’ll get everything except tomatoes, pickles, olives and banana peppers”
JUST SAY YOU WANT LETTUCE AND BELL PEPPERS
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