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Joined September 2010
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If you believe in Tinubu's reforms and continuity in the coming elections, follow me. I'm following all of you back. Let's join hands together to move this country forward. Thank you 🤝🏿
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In bros head 🤔 Mafejọ pami. They should just sack and pay me my money.
🚨 Michael Carrick when asked if he will be in charge against AS Roma: “I'm just looking forward to getting the boys ready for midweek now”.
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This is no more funny 😐
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"beat" not "win". Olodo 😪
If Chelsea no win Manchester United today I will deactivate from X
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You dey find husband and your boobies pics full TL. Eleriibu
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She enjoyed it more self and na dem dey always ask for more rounds. Why man come dey pay? 😀
E REACH TO ASK FOR REAL
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The praying method is a form of exercise. Physical fitness matters to footballers 🙄
Why do so many famous footballers choose to convert to Islam? @grok answer this question.
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The she gender things are always complicated 😀. ©️ Sosie 🔵 The penis after ejaculation: • Loss of erection • Refractory period (new erection impossible for a while) • Glans very sensitive • Heart rate coming back down • Relaxation and fatigue 🔴 The vagina after ejaculation: • Sperm deposited in the vagina • 100 to 200 million sperm released • Acidic environment, unfavorable to sperm • Acidity temporarily buffered by seminal fluid • Sperm destroyed in the vagina in about 30 minutes • Cervical mucus that filters the sperm • Up to 70% trapped in the folds of the cervix • Only a minority passes through the cervix • Ascent aided by uterine contractions • About 2 hours to reach the fallopian tubes • Survival possible up to 5 days in the genital tract • Survival duration linked to the cycle phase • Egg fertilizable for about 24 hours after ovulation • Normal sperm discharge after intercourse • White or translucent discharge • Discharge more or less abundant • Sensation of wetness • Staying lying down: no proven effect • End of swelling of the walls • Gradual return to resting size • Lubrication that decreases • Labia minora and majora that deflate • Clitoris very sensitive • Clitoris that returns to its size • Sexual redness that fades • Walls that regain their color • Heart rate that comes down • Breathing that slows • Muscles that relax • Small residual contractions • Uterus that returns to its position • Sensation of relaxation • Oxytocin released • Fatigue or drowsiness possible • No strict refractory period (multiple orgasms possible) • Pregnancy risk depending on the cycle • Emergency contraception possible (more effective early) • Pregnancy test after missed period • STI risk without condom • Urinate afterward: limits cystitis • Vaginal flora that rebalances • External cleansing with water or mild soap
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Virgin weds virgin. Till eternity 😀
For virgins in the house, imagine this: After the wedding, your husband asks you to keep this a secret: Honey, I don't have a penis. What would your reply be as a wife?
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No be all breasts. Let's be guided 😪
Why do men act like breasts are a national treasure? 😂
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Fraudsters and other thieves are your major customers tbh
Men commit fraud for a living but have the audacity to judge women for prostitution. At least we’re selling pleasure, not destroying lives.
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Scrolling 𝕏 without commenting 😉
Define peace of mind:
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I agree
The biggest feature we need on 𝕏 is a menu that shows us who unfollowed us.
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Lol. Some cook only because they are hungry
Most women cook for Men they are in love with. It’s just natural to do it.
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He gave us two eyes, two nostrils, two ears but one mouth. According to their importance.
Not everything in the heart can be said, so god created sighs, tears, long sleep, cold smile and shivering hands.
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Obidients are smart
tell a terrifying story in 3 words
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McAfee and Kaspersky were like our oxygen then. Gen Z can't relate 😪
Do you guys remember John McAfee? We all used his antivirus on our computers at one time if you're from the 80s or 90s. The government bursted his property, shot his dog and attacked him leaving about willa loss of over $500,000. So he revenged by donating lovely computers to the government, what they don't know is he pre-installed viruses on the computers and hacked and saw horrible things about them. 😮 Enjoy
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Funny how people from mushroom tribes be shooking mouth when Yorubas and Igbos are dragging each other 😀 When elephants are fighting, grass suppose run. 😀😀😀
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Mind your business 😀
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Monsters
VIRAL VIDEO: Man escapes for his life after announcing support for Tinubu, APC ahead of 2027 Credit: X | mr__sulaiman2
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Elon Musk 🫵🏽
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