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Joined June 2013
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For example, lets say I work in a Furby factory. I get paid $10 a day to work 10 hours, I produce 10 Furbies a day, and a Furby is worth $10
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authenticity is a social construct and the critical elevation of earnestness over irony is a psyop 👀
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my favorite part of big brother is how much they show close-ups of the moon 😍
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The OA at 98 the failing new york times strikes again
Over 500 influential stars, showrunners and other notable names in the world of TV vote for The 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century for the New York Times. The Top 10 Best TV Shows: 1. Breaking Bad 2. The Wire 3. Mad Men 4. Succession 5. Fleabag 6. Game of Thrones 7. Veep 8. 30 Rock 9. Curb Your Enthusiasm 10. Atlanta (nytimes.com/interactive/2026…)
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also twin peaks: the return is so low i know none of their asses watched it
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Going deep undercover to trick people into thinking Henry James is a great writer. Buying his books, reading them, rereading them, deriving joy and delight from them. That's how committed I am to this nefarious charade
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nyc will never recover from this summer
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dear lord let someone see this tweet and take pity on me and give me a ticket to club confessions tonight 🙏🏼🙏🏼 i swear i wont ask for anything ever again god you are the almighty in your name
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me every single day for the past week
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When I mix weed and coffee
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Impeach.
Zohran Mamdani shares his 12 favorite Taylor Swift songs ahead of her New York wedding. (open.spotify.com/playlist/2U…)
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Do NOT talk to me about anything other than Madonna for the next week. Seriously. It will piss me off !
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HUGE misstep not including Under Attack in the Mamma Mia movie. I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder
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im only seeing oh mary again if they cast jennifer elise cox
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On Pier Paolo Pasolini’s birthday, revisit this interview where he talks about fascism and consumer society. «The real fascism doesn’t wear black shirts, it sells progress. Consumer society achieved what fascism couldn’t: erase cultures, uniformize lives, and destroy Italy without anyone noticing. Fascism wasn’t defeated, it was replaced»
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35 years ago, O’Connor became the first (and only) artist to reject a Grammy win when I Do Not Want What I Haven’t Got netted her a trophy for Best Alternative Music Album. (📹 via The Arsenio Hall Show)
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RIP Frederick Wiseman
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Frederick Wiseman changed the way we see the world.

From the classrooms of High School to the corridors of Hospital, he turned his camera on the institutions that shape us — inviting us to look closer, sit longer & confront truth with empathy. 

May his memory be a blessing.
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