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"Just seems like a way for a bunch of billionaires to become trillionaires; what the hell do I wanna help them do that for?" Legend.
vince gilligan on ai
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Maggie Gyllenhaal experimented with AI to transform Dakota Johnson into Marilyn Monroe for her short film ā€œFlesh Impactā€ but scrapped it. "The people who commissioned this project from me asked me to use AI. And I thought — I mean, they weren’t using OpenAI, they were using licensable AI, training it off of Marilyn Monroe films that we had licensed. And I went for it. I was like, all right, I’m curious, I don’t know, let’s see. The idea was that we trained it on her, we then put her face on Dakota’s face. We worked hard at it, and in the end, I threw it away because what was coming through Dakota playing Marilyn Monroe was so much more moving, human, alive. It fundamentally did not work. All the reasons we decided to make this project to begin with were, were, were, were killed off in the AI version.ā€ variety.com/2026/film/global…
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The fundamental core of conservative beliefs is that bad things aren't bad unless they happen to you, and good things aren't good unless they happen to you.
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Sadly, this poster extremely works on me
NEW DIGGER POSTER
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ā€œI wouldn't wish it on anyoneā€ may be the funniest possible ending to a career spent wishing essentially this exact experience on millions of other people.
Milo Yiannopoulos: "I didn't really understand the physical reality of how institutionalized the brutality is in America. The manner in which they arrest you, they put you in manacles, everybody is arrested like an MS 13 gang member. It was physically degrading. It was frightening. I don't think I've ever been frightened like that before. I was weeping like an old woman for an hour. I wouldn't wish it on anyone."
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The most consistent theme of conservatism is being completely unable/unwilling to understand how a thing is bad until it happens to you.
Milo Yiannopoulos: "I didn't really understand the physical reality of how institutionalized the brutality is in America. The manner in which they arrest you, they put you in manacles, everybody is arrested like an MS 13 gang member. It was physically degrading. It was frightening. I don't think I've ever been frightened like that before. I was weeping like an old woman for an hour. I wouldn't wish it on anyone."
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MAGA chud youtuber Cam Higby has a BRUTAL panic attack and vomits in his mouth while trying to defend Israel during his first time on National TV. This gotta be some kind of divine intervention, holy shit šŸ’€
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We have to retire his entire generation. In every industry. They are taking up space and making decisions that hinder success
Billionaire John Morgan reveals 23 employees quit the first week he put cameras on work from home computers… ā€œWe're going to put a camera on your computer… We're going to put a camera up your a**… The first week, 23 people quit. It's not that they don't want to work from home. They don't want to f***ing work.ā€
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i am going to become the joker
Shane Gillis: ā€œFree healthcare is cool. We should have that. That’s not Communismā€ Joe Rogan: ā€œYou should treat the entire country like it’s a community. If you have a community would you want the sickest person to fucking die who could be very valuable if you could take care of them and if you have the resources to take care of them? Take care of them. This is the problem with capitalism. This is the reason people turn on all these billionairesā€
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it feels like this every day:
Google is investing $75M into A24 as part of an AI research partnership between the 2 companies. They will look at using AI to create new tools for movie production & distribution. (Source: wsj.com/tech/ai/google-inves…)
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- and I’m gonna keep saying it.
This whole ā€œYou HAVE to use A.I because its unavoidableā€ is 100% propaganda and i will not be falling for it šŸ˜‚ā¤ļø
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quote so evil it could be used in a childrens comic book to be widely and easily understood as ā€œthats the bad guyā€
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god damn, when Roger was right he was right
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Ah yes, why are people spending $28 on lunch and not why is lunch $28. Great analysis.
Kevin O’Leary says Gen Z is financially cooked when people making $70K a year are spending $28 on lunch
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This is the greatest video I’ve ever seen. No notes. The lifeless clanker carcass just laying there. No crowd reaction, anything. Just Billie Jean. Until its lifeless shell is shamefully dragged off. Purely amazing.
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ironically, Orson Welles gave one of the best criticisms against easy to generate ai slop
Darren Aronofsky tells #Cannes AI Summit that the technology liberate directors, citing Orson Welles as an example. "I think storytellers more than ever will have an easier time to tell stories,ā€ he said
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i love the "its inevitable so why fight it" argument coming from rich older women who spend a lot of time and money fighting another supposedly inevitable thing
#Cannes jury member Demi Moore says we need to "find ways" to work with AI: "Against-ness breeds against-ness. AI is here. So to fight it is to fight a battle that we will lose. So to find ways that we can work with it is a valuable path that we can take."
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he’s right and he should say it
ā€˜The Americans’ star Matthew Rhys slams ā€˜out of control’ trend of playing videos out loud in public trib.al/YZDRn2F
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(columbo voice)
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tom cruise kills oprah with his lightning powers
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