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Found this great pic of my grandparents. Boy the 50s were wild in Oklahoma. #BoomerSooner #Sooners #OU
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Jensen Huang's mistress swinging by to meet Jensen Huang's girlfriend...
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Tell this to the CEOs father...
Life hack. Chinese honeytrap spies are always Chinese. Fuck blondes only. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Jensen Huang's inner child when he thinks about shareholders...
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Norm MacDonald figured out this playbook. If they come back at you with "that's not true", you just say "oh ok. Well then we should probably move all of that gov't money for single black mothers to go to single white mothers." Immediately they'll backtrack.
Amazing dialogue on CNN. "The Black fatherlessness rate is the worst out of all the demographics in this country, unfortunately" "Excuse me, that's a false steroetype Black fathers are in the household more than any other race." "What are your facts on that?" "I had a father in my home." "That's called anecdotal, but that's ok"
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Miami Ohio was penalized after displaying fake goalposts on the video board to distract the opposing kicker THIS LEAGUE
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Heard a major firm who likes to short stocks has a new hired gun...
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Hahaha She did the meme. "But I know a girl who is 5'8"...
"I don't think voting in Democrat super majorities has worked out for the Black communities. The fatherlessness rate is way too high." "Woah. Black fathers are in the home at a disproportionately higher rate than other fathers." Ashley Allison makes up fake statistics on CNN.
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Guys no Nvidia is going to zeeo
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Retarded. Put it in $JEPI and get 10% to your state every year. Only take 5%, reinvest the other 5%, and you still have your rainy day fund and it pays a billion+ in taxes for your state a year. Politicians are dumb.
Greg Abbott and Texas Republicans have been hoarding so much money in the state’s Rainy Day Fund that our new Governor elect, Gina Hinojosa, is proposing to send $1,500 checks to every Texas household. Your vote matters.
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OU fans seeing Jason Witten lead them to a fifth win after their fourth loss.
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80% want voter ID 95% don't want men in women's restrooms
66% want Medicare for All 61% want a billionaire wealth tax 57% want a $20/hour minimum wage 63% want a data center moratorium 58% want to end military aid to Israel 73% want to ban super PACs 79% want a 10% credit card interest rate cap No more excuses. Democrats must deliver.
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Guys the libs are okay with the corps endorsing the Nazis...
WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING DO THIS?!?! Saying nothing was an option, you stupid motherfuckers. Especially as you were not asked. Now I can’t buy from you anymore. Because you oppose free speech. Get fucked. And fire your SM interns because they fucking suck at reading the moment.
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Mateer leads a touchdown drive like a normal functioning quarterback. Announcers ...
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Property value? Ruined
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We shouldn't have to live like this. And remember, they want more of our money for education.
Teacher really said fuck it I don’t get paid enough for this shit😭
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Jobs, yes. Women, no. Every white woman I know would rather be single than be with a jeeter.
Indian streamer Jeetgod says Indians are taking over the West, stealing white women and jobs from white men. “We’re invading your country, stealing your b*tches and taking your jobs too.”
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This is the entire premise behind modern abortion. They cannot help themselves, they know it, and they need a way to halt the consequences.
SHE DROVE TO HER EX'S HOUSE AND CHEATED Dude, enough is enough!
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I'm regretting this mog because I'm now painmaxxing
Wife told me she lifted a total of 12,000lbs at the gym today. So I'm gonna do 100 squats at 225 and 300 leg extensions and gymmog her.
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Missing several words: - Plain - Gay - Retarded - Hopeless - "it's the tits" ...
A chart showing how positively or negatively people interpret different words and phrases.
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Grok Bot update essentially made it unresponsive.
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