Jared

Being a douching top that makes bottoms top me only when I haven’t douched 💞

There is no trade in the upper east side. I can’t host and I can’t travel

Are twinks born crazy or did society do this to them?

I didn’t know butt sweat was illegal

Sweated so bad out of my butt during lunch in the park that my coworker laughed at me for over 30 minutes

Is it still called hangxiety if I’m just freaking out about the insane things I said while dead sober during lunch with my coworkers a few hours ago?

I will not let hantavirus perpetuate mouse hate

Posting pictures from basement on instants bc I know the staff won’t know how to delete them

I’m gay

My take on instants:

Heard two nurses in the elevator comparing peptide stacks to look young and hot forever

Everyone keeps sending me lesbian reels that I’ve already liked and shared

Oomf trade says what

No more thirst traps until my acupuncturist stops saying my body is bad

I’m wearing the tightest shirt at the gym rn I feel like such a slut

Growing up is going from tamagotchis to trade

What if we all went to the upper east side for work afters