Graphic and website designer based in Newcastle but freelancing internationally!!

Newcastle upon Tyne, UK
Joined February 2009
Replying to @virginmedia
@virginmedia We’ve been with intermittent service since Saturday/Sunday last weekend (5/6th). Checking the site we’re told there’s a problem, but the date/time to fix is always in the past - so for example now…
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Yeah, not ideal when you work from home!
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It’s fair to say the world’s most insufferable fans, have just become even more insufferable!
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What the hell has Brian been smoking? #NUFC
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Paul Douglass retweeted
Our time. #wedontdoquiet
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Replying to @CostaCoffee
@CostaCoffee Surely if a store closes at 6pm I should still be able to get served at 5:53pm. Drive thru was closed and when I walked into the store, all the cabinets are empty I’m told all the machines have been off and cleaned!! Gutted as I had a free drink that expired!
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…and as I’ve sat and typed this, another 3 cars have gone through the drive through only to come out looking frustrated and all headed to the nearby @GreggsOfficial which, ironically also closes at 6pm but managed to serve all four of us!!
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Hi @sainsburys I’ve got to ask who designs your store layout? I’d love to have a chat with them about the thinking behind the recent Chapel Park, Newcastle store. Removing sweets from in front of the counter and replacing them with toothpaste is baffling!
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Replying to @AsdaServiceTeam
@AsdaServiceTeam LIVID doesn’t even come close!!! Click & collect ordered. Got to the store no sign of anyone. 4 calls to your useless helpline no further forward. After an hour I’ve had to bang on the window to get staff attention (1/2)
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Managed to find someone to be told “there’s nee one here for click & collect, they all fucked off at 5pm!” No one, not even the manager on duty is trained on it, so I can’t get my shopping & I’ll just have to go home, come back/ring tomorrow! Absolutely appalling! (2/2)
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Can someone please, for the love of God and all things sacred, give @Joey7Barton a fucking job so he can stop this attention seeking bullshit and give us all a break from his bollocks? Please!
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Paul Douglass retweeted
🎟️🎟️ We’ve got a pair of tickets up for grabs for Newcastle United’s trip to Wolves later this month. To enter: ✅ Follow @fun88eng 🔁 Share this post ✔️ Be an #NUFC member or season ticket holder Winner picked at random and announced next week 🤝 #NUFC | #WWFC | #PL
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What a performance 🥰😍🙏🏻 @NUFC we’re now the only club in premier league history to score 8 goals in a game by 8 different players 🎉🎉 – at Palermo, Sicily
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Hi @Budget absolutely disgusted!! Issues with our rental which has now been collected/towed and we’re left with 2 children at a service station. The @uber you organised has cancelled and I’ve been told to find a private hire which we can’t find!! Absolutely shocking!!
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We appreciate mistakes can happen, but unfortunately there are more reports of flags being taken home. If anyone has taken them, please return them ASAP. Paid for by fans, for fans. Please RT to keep pushing the message. Thank you 🏴🏳️
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4 years ago, I wore the Newcastle jersey for the first time. At that moment, I hadn’t realized that not only was I about to become a Newcastle player, but I was also about to become a Geordie. You might think « nice Goodbye message » but the sentiment runs deeper than any words I could say, from the very first months that I met the people of this city, I truly understood them and embraced their unwavering passion, which is why it was so important for me to give my all and if this meant to play injured or even not making statistics, I didn’t give a sh** as long as it would help my team. Believe me, I fell for Newcastle, I had great opportunities to leave during dark days, but that was too late I was already in love, I wanted, I needed, I had to stay for helping my team to save the club from Premier League relegation because it meant the world for me. Of course during those dark days some may have had their doubts, but I always believed in this club and look where we are today, it's just so beautiful. I'm leaving Newcastle as it should always have been and that's my greatest trophy because I was a part of it. A deep thank you to ALL of you, my team mates, the loyal fans, the staff, the Club, etc… I’ve seen all your messages, thank you and even though this chapter has ended, the story never stops. Newcastle is home now, I'll continue to be your biggest supporter, I'll watch every game and as long as the club keeps winning I'll be the happiest man in the world… and for sure you will see me again 👀 I love you, I love you sincerely, I love you like a Geordie brother. Once a Geordie, always a Geordie 🖤🤍
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Replying to @northumbriapol
@northumbriapol Hi, think you need to get hold of these clowns before they either kill themselves or someone else! Their mate came speeding down Denton Road on the wrong side and narrowly missed a head on collision then they all ran all the red lights at the roundabout!
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Paul Douglass retweeted
Replying to @NetflixUK
@NetflixUK another Netflix movie where I need have to have all of the subtitles on just to see what the Russian gangsters saying. Please fix this, it's been a problem for years
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Hey @LNER, parents tried getting rail cards from the website. When confirming, a banner told them there was problems with the website and to try again later. They did and it still didn’t work. However there’s now two pending transactions. Any idea what the problem is?
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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 14 Feb 2009 (via @twi_age).
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Hey @Cinnabon_UK what’s happened to the South Shields store?
Paul Douglass retweeted
The ironic thing is that people would forget about Jack Grealish if it wasn't for the form of Almiron.
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